Hotel Bill

[dalek sec]

It's pretty simple, it's the end of long business conference and it's time to pay up the bill but good lord, what did you people order from room service!?

Pretty much make whatever strange, illegal, or normal thing you want to have on the bill and it's price.

Bacon wrapped bacon with a side of bacon and whiskey.

$24.99

 

[Barbas]

Dijon mustard, seven adult films and a plate of danishes.

$132,50

 

[dalek sec]

Hot sauce, three action films and a nerf gun.

$44.38

 

[Barbas]

A Kit-Kat, a new minibar, a three-litre bottle of Coke, two packets of Mentos and eleven bars of soap.

$97,90

 

[dalek sec]

Two adult films, two-litre bottle of root beer and a teddy bear.

$30.38

 

[Barbas]

A cucumber, a set of doll's clothes, a tube of glue and a packet of googly eyes.

$12,99

 

[dalek sec]

A roll out bed, six back, jello cups and hot dogs.

$120.00

 

[FPLOON]

A "Do not fuck with me" sign, 7 hookers named "Billie Bobe", a stash of prop weed, 2 pairs of "Mom Jeans", and a glass of water...

10 figures (with coupon for glass of water)

 

[dalek sec]

Ice cream, 2 hot chicks and chicken strips.

$1,200.

 

[FPLOON]

4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves, and a pear tree to burn for later...

5 Golden Rings

 

[dalek sec]

A crossbow, toy ducks and a kiddie pool full of vodka.

$495.99

 

[Rabbitboy]

Clean bedsheets that aren't sticky and don't smell weird.

$39,95

 

[Barbas]

A basket of puppies and a bag of weed.

$172,50.

 

[FPLOON]

6 custom pillow plushies, a tube of lube, and a bar of soap...

200 bones plus tax

 

[dalek sec]

BBQ ribs, blanket, lighter fluid, trash bin and a metal cooking sheet.

$56.99

 

[Barbas]

A fire blanket, an extra-hot vindaloo and a water cooler.

$122,90

 

[dalek sec]

A fire pit, hot dogs and a tent.

$132.38

 

[Barbas]

A jar of marmalade, a beekeeper's hat, a packet of matches, five cans of aerosol, rubber gloves and a pair of tongs.

$89,95

 

[FPLOON]

A pack of menthol, a tub of jelly, change for a $100 bill, and constant room service...

69 smackers (without tax)

 

[Rabbitboy]

"Roomservice"

$1000, and worth every penny.