How many different nicknames have you had?

[Joseph Valdez]

And can you list them?

For me alot: JJ, Joey, J squared, Cup of Joe, Cookie, Penguin, Chicken, Squidward, Valdezy, Exxon, Mexican Joe Pesci, Broseph, Joesephroth, Samurai Sales support, The man of a thousand hats. Others I have forgotten

 

[StBishop]

Countless;

Actual Name: Jonathon

From Family: Jossessen, Josserun, Joss, Jossy, John-Boy, Bonzo The Clown, Archibald Blankinsock, Hairy Nose Wombat, Possum, JJ Will Brook, Jon-jamin (Accident on behalf of my aunty when telling off myself and my cousin Benjamin or Ben-athon)

Friends and Colleagues: Wire, Bishop, Bish, AJ (Awesome Jonathon, there were two Jonathon's at work), Jaah-ney (Johnny with a thick accent), Jonno, Jon, Jonsey, Brooky (from last name), Brooksy, Dude, Guy, Man, Bro, Broseppi, Broseidon. Edit: Ace and J-dawg when I was quite young.

Surely there's more but I can't think of them.

 

[SeriousSquirrel]

SGT.Mailbox, Chubs, Sky Pilot

 

[Sacman]

My real name is Chris...
let's see here...
Sacman
Kid with sac
Sitting bull
Salinas
Chavez Chavez
Tits
Tits Mcgee
Dr. Pepper
The Fat Kid
Nate
Chancho
... and that's all I can think of right now but there are more...

 

[SturmDolch]

None in real life, but online I switched from Greedo to Sturm/Sturmdolch a while ago.

 

[stutheninja]

beau, beasly, greasly wagon, sultan of sweat, it ain't easy bein' greezy, stu, beau fo sho, big beau, big ole beasly, there are more but i forgot. my other friend has an infinite amount.

 

[Julianking93]

A few. Not too many but a couple that I'd prefer not to say >_>

 

[Firoth]

Fir, Fi, Fifi, Shorty, Kitty, Kitten, Angry Frog...That's all I can remember.

EDIT: Just remembered another, HBC (Hit By Car). I went to a Vet Tech school and that's how you refer to an animal that comes in after being hit by a car (obviously). So, when I got hit by car, they gave me that.

 

[WolfThomas]

My name (Bryn) is too short and unqiue to facilitate nicknames. The most I get is perhaps an attachment of -dog, but it's usually quite half-hearted.

 

[Necator15]

T-Mac, T-Dog, CPK (California Pizza Kitchen... I didn't understand that one), uhh Macfro, Ty-Mac... There were more, but you get the idea.

 

[SimuLord]

I've been called a wide variety of stupid, slightly demeaning nicknames by bosses over the years, but I don't count that.

A nickname I picked up at 19 has become so associated with me that I introduce myself by it and may at some point legally take it as my name I sign checks with.

 

[Dango]

Wy-Wy

This comes from my name, Wyatt.

 

[blankedboy]

Heaps if you count online nicknames.

By friends and family, Edwardo the Awkward Elephant, Ward, Eddie (most people call me this anyway), Edwardo, Eddie Gordo, Eddiot, and a few others.

Internet nicknames, I've had ShyDog, Guitarplaya, Daredevil, Deathlygecko, VortigauntFreek, PoisonUnagi, AlphaTumor, VapidTumor, Force, and The Hyper§cout.

I use The Hyper§cout in things that support extended ASCII characters, for everything else I use PoisonUnagi.

 

[Krion_Vark]

Ruff, Ruff ruff jr, Smiles, Smiley, Ruffles

those are all my nicknames throughout the years.

 

[Paulie92]

Paulie, Pauline pantsdown ( I always thought they good do better) and Newfra

 

[flangleelgnalf]

for some reason people dont give me nicknames so i guess the only one i've EVER had was snakey, because some genius figured out if you spelled my name wrong it became that...
ooh and i guess skanky if you want to go along that route (stanky, spanky? i dont know...)

 

[Guest_Star]

"4-eyes", "You! Kid with glasses!" in primary school.
"Stone", "Half-hour" (both a bastardization of my last name and the amount of time I used to be late for classes) in high-school.
"Guru" in later years (I'm the head programmer where I work).

Online I've had too many to count, mostly one for each forum I hang at.
I'm a firm believer de Niro's advice from Heat; never invest so much in an identity that you can't walk away from it on a moments notice.

 

[2xDouble]

I have also had many. Can I list them? of course. Will I list them? Not in polite company, nor any that include or involve my real name.
Some that I would list here: Husky, Tenor-man (not Tenorman, as in Scott Tenorman, archenemy of Cartman), Double (obviously),
and Crazy Cat Man (oddly enough before I picked this avatar). heh.

EDIT: chatted with some friends and they reminded me of some more... Q-Branch, and Jev.