How to get fake udders?

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DarklordKyo

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Anyone know how to get fake, plastic cow udders? I'd like to know in case I decide to make a costume based off the Cornflakes Homunculus.
 

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Well that's a question you don't see every day, in any case I would assume a costume shop or perhaps a sex toy shop, but I have never bought or researched such things so I wouldn't know, Jim Sterling, however, does like sex toys so your best bet is likely a sex toy shop.
 

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Kaleion said:
Well that's a question you don't see every day, in any case I would assume a costume shop or perhaps a sex toy shop, but I have never bought or researched such things so I wouldn't know, Jim Sterling, however, does like sex toys so your best bet is likely a sex toy shop.
Cow udders at a sex shop?, huh, didn't know they catered to hardcore, kinky furries.
 

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DarklordKyo said:
Kaleion said:
Well that's a question you don't see every day, in any case I would assume a costume shop or perhaps a sex toy shop, but I have never bought or researched such things so I wouldn't know, Jim Sterling, however, does like sex toys so your best bet is likely a sex toy shop.
Cow udders at a sex shop?, huh, didn't know they catered to hardcore, kinky furries.
I'm going, to be honest, here, I've never been to a sex shop in my life because I'm not really kinky, but if what I've seen in movies is true that's where you'd acquire them, either there or online.
 

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Im pretty sure novelty stores would be the place for such. I'd just try Amazon or even just type "novelty udder" or "udder prop" into a search bar.
 
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Don't know where you would buy them from, but you can make some from a plastic/paper mache bowl and the fingers cut from a rubber washing-up glove.

Do not ask me how I know this.

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Closest I can get for ya. [https://www.amazon.co.uk/Smiffys-Costume-Jumpsuit-Headpiece-Animals/dp/B003B9CKIW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1491563267&sr=8-1&keywords=cow+udders]
 

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What a coincidence; I'm a model for novelty cow outfits.



I also model scuba-diving gear. YOU CAN'T PROVE ME WRONG.
 

DarklordKyo

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Sassafrass said:
Closest I can get for ya. [https://www.amazon.co.uk/Smiffys-Costume-Jumpsuit-Headpiece-Animals/dp/B003B9CKIW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1491563267&sr=8-1&keywords=cow+udders]
Appreciate it, but I dunno if I'm willing to pay 20-30 Euros worth of American dollars just to seal this thing inside a plastic bag.