How to Take Over the World With a Monkey and a Spork

[Zebra on Crack]

This Hasnt been posted before I checked so me and my friends were wondering earlier. So I figured I would ask you guys. So is it possible to take over the world with a monkey and a spork if so then how?

 

[RAWKSTAR]

1-Grab Spork
2-Give to Monkey
3-?????
4-You own the world!

 

[Easykill]

Anything is possible, it just isn't very probable. Because, most people smart enough to, are smart enough to use a different way.

Train the monkey to use the spork as a lockpick and steal the nukes?

 

[Baonec]

If it were possible it would have been done, while monkeys are powerfull (woman killed several injured recently) a spork would be of no use.

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

Hand the spork to the monkey and tell him to go nuts.

It might work.

 

[Nomad]

A monkey and a spork? Don't you think that's just a tad overpowered?

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

I have to agree with the army of monkey clones, but what to do with the spork...

 

[KaZZaP]

You could go into some mad meditation then when the time is right have the monkey kill you with the spork and then you'll come back with all kinds of bad ass powers.

 

[omicronpercei]

The spork would act as more of a distraction..but yeah I could see it happening as much as my idea to rule the world with Ill Tempered Koalas (Drop Bears)

 

[Antidamacus]

I'd try but I don't have a spork.

 

[Nomad]

The spork would act as more of a distraction..but yeah I could see it happening as much as my idea to rule the world with Ill Tempered Koalas (Drop Bears)

That'd never work. Koalas are far too disorganized to pull that off.

 

[sidhe3141]

1. Crossbreed spork with spoons and forks until you have the killer sporforspook.
2. Train monkey to kidnap world leaders.
3. Hold leaders for ransom.
4. Use ransom money to build giant moon laser.
5. ????
6. Profit!

 

[DarthHK]

Screw monkeys! We have the idiots in the U.S. government! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCc-LL9mt1o&feature=channel_page] (You say potato...)

 

[llewgriff]

I choose not to humor this thread.... so to answer your question no you can't take over the world with a monkey and a spork. I would whoever suggest a acme mind ray if your planning on world domination.

 

[Legendel]

Spork is the key to the whole plan! You take over the world using psi-waves to control peoples minds from your transportable psi-emmiters, set up by your trained monkeys all over the world. They are each booted individually by a spork, so they cannot be shut down from a main control thus making the plan almost failproof.

 

[MaxFan]

I' try but I don't have a spork.

What a coincidence, I don't have a monkey.

 

[Datalord]

I have to say, a monkey aanndd a spork really is making it easy

 

[peduncle]

1-Grab Spork
2-Give to Monkey
3-?????
4-You own the world!

amen to that, my good sir