how to tell a friend to stop his girlfriend talk?

[greo]

Hello there, i'm kinda in a difficult situation and i hope i can find some answers on this forum.

To be short, me and some friend usually talk on teamspeak/skype but recently two of those friends starting to date each other and constantly rub their love to my face.... and that actually starting to pissing me off.

So i'm asking if anyone could have the kindness to tell me how to tell them to piss off, and possibly in a way that could make them break up, go under their respective beds and choke to death with their own vomit.

I hope i could find some idea from this topic, because even if i wanted to make my first topic as radom as possible, my problem is actually a real one


ps: Sorry if my english il not as good as i hoped it would be, i'm french and i could use some grammar nazis or grammar hammer to help me on that field

 

[artanis_neravar]

Hello there, i'm kinda in a difficult situation and i hope i can find some answers on this forum.

To be short, me and some friend usually talk on teamspeak/skype but recently two of those friends starting to date each other and constantly rub their love to my face.... and that actually starting to pissing me off.

So i'm asking if anyone could have the kindness to tell me how to tell them to piss off, and possibly in a way that could make them break up, go under their respective beds and choke to death with their own vomit.

I hope i could find some idea from this topic, because even if i wanted to make my first topic as radom as possible, my problem is actually a real one


ps: Sorry if my english il not as good as i hoped it would be, i'm french and i could use some grammar nazis or grammar hammer to help me on that field

Tell them out right, and if they can't respect that tell them to fuck off and die never bother you again.

 

[Smooth Operator]

Well if they bother you to that extent then find new friends.
Yes people can be irritating with their infatuation but you seem to have a much deeper resentment, so for the sake of everyone just walk away.

But if you can be a wee bit civil then tell them that their mushy stuff is annoying.

 

[Galletea]

I understand how you feel. Being the third wheel in a situation is never good, and when the other two are in a relationship then it's excruciating. What I would do is spend time with some other people, and leave them to enjoy themselves for a little while, until the novelty wears off and they realise they still want their friends around.

 

[manic_depressive13]

I had a couple of friends like that in high school. They were always being all lovey-dovey and rubbing each other up in my presence. It was fucking gross. I'm not sure what advice to give you, though. I ended up getting so irritated that I screamed at them for a good five minutes and told them how disgusting they were and how unpleasant it was to be around them. Unfortunately it didn't work so I just started avoiding them.

Don't listen to people saying that you're being bitter. I have a boyfriend who I care about now and we don't feel the need to be all over each other in public. Even if it's just on Skype, people need to learn to keep their private lives, well, private.

 

[Broady Brio]

I'm currently in the exact same position, minus the Skype. I normally just tell them I'll be right back and I walk ahead of them. They're very aware that their activity make me more envious of their happy relationship. Whether they give two fucks, is a different question entirely.

It's a numbers game, two people are unlikely to do or even care what one person says to them. Get more people on your side, and they may just stop it.

 

[greo]

So what you're saying is, that two of your friends are happy and you are so bitter and miserable that you can't handle them being in love?

Yeah, I recommend telling them exactly how you feel. They will leave you be and eventually you will end up bitter and alone and never have to deal with people whose emotions you personally find inconvenient ever again.

Or, and I'm just putting this out there, you could enjoy the fact that friends of yours are happy. You could support them and get a vicarious thrill out of their happiness. And maybe one day, after showing them how much you support them, they'll hook you up with a friend of theirs-


-naw, who am I kidding. That's just crazy talk. The world revolves around you. Best not to let anyone who thinks otherwise into it.

Well maybe i was a little angry last night, or maybe was i just trying to put my "die under their bed" joke, but i'm not really angry to them, and i definitly don't think the world revolves around me (well all point in the universe technicaly are the center in the universe but i get your point ^^)

The problem is they actually trying to make me mad, by constantly saying "hey, we're in love, we'll be there if you need two people in love here, btw where in love".

They want to see what i could say, and i just wanted to make a really sarcastic answer to them, and i ran out of ideas.

And now that i read my first post, i can see why nobody read that last part, because i didn't write it, sorry about that ><

 

[number2301]

Get a room, beautiful in it's simplicity. Is there a French equivalent?

 

[Goofguy]

Do you really want them to break up? Or are you just so tired of their 'in your face' affection that you THINK it would be a good idea for them to break up?

I would tell them if I were you, not in a way that would ruin their relationship but that would show them that their affection is pretty annoying and not appreciated.

S'ils ne t'ecoutent pas, t'a seulement a leur dire de fermer leurs gueules et d'aller se faire foutre.

 

[greo]

Katatori-kun: Get off of my head, how did you do that, that's so true!! *run away* :O (and it's not sarcastic, it's their first time and they like when it's getting my goat, i will try to stop letting it happened then ^^)

Number2301: There's a french equivalent for everything, because french is a language.... meh forget about it xD

Goofguy: Well i don't really want them to break up, i just want them to stop licking their faces off in front of a camera when i'm around, or at least have enough sarcastic comment to have fun when they do.

TizzytheTormentor: Considering what you said, i think i found new ideas, you really deserve your name



I'm not sure if Goofguy is French, or just awesome ^^
Am i as good in English as he is in French?

 

[Smooth Operator]

The problem is they actually trying to make me mad, by constantly saying "hey, we're in love, we'll be there if you need two people in love here, btw where in love".

So they are just straight up trolling you, well there are two ways to go about it, either you completely ignore them so the attention whoring starves to death, or you up the trolling ante.
I find burping and farting on command comes in very handy in such situations.

 

[Johndo]

The problem is they actually trying to make me mad, by constantly saying "hey, we're in love, we'll be there if you need two people in love here, btw where in love".

So they are just straight up trolling you, well there are two ways to go about it, either you completely ignore them so the attention whoring starves to death, or you up the trolling ante.
I find burping and farting on command comes in very handy in such situations.

Heh, that's probably a good idea. Ready up some soundboard into the mic and play it every time they start going lovely dovely. "Hehe, Love ya dear." [/fart] No one wants an annoying narrator. And if they say you are childish, then tell them couples with good relationships don't waste their time being lovey dovey. They are either paying attention to each other on dates, or paying attention to themselves. Not good to ruin friendships.

 

[Batou667]

Get a room, beautiful in it's simplicity. Is there a French equivalent?

I believe it's "encoulez un poulet".

 

[loa]

Get yourself a girl and be even more lovey dovey in their face!

 

[theLadyBugg]

You could try acting really interested in their love to make them uncomfortable. When you are on Skype and they are being affectionate, ask them to move the camera so you can have a better view, that kind of thing. Or ask really personal questions about their relationship, since they apparently want everybody to know all about it.

 

[Nickolai77]

I think Galletia's offered the best advise so far.

By get the impression this is the first time they've had girlfriends, so naturally they're going to be blowing their trumpet about it. My advise would be to talk to them less frequently, take a break and let your friends go through the honeymoon phase of the relationship. Give it a few weeks, maybe a month, and they'll have cooled down by then.