How would the world end with Obama?

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Xhakhal

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I'm currently worrying that mcCain will win the election and thus end the world, or win the election and die and end the world even more painfully - BUT

Personal feelings (somewhat) set aside, it just struck me that it would be -very- typical if Obama won and the world STILL ended. I'm not sure how exactly he would bring about world destruction, but I'm sure there's some way.

Maybe it's the fact that it's 4AM, but I found the thought amusing of the presidents ending the world, so I'll ask you two questions:

If mcCain wins, how will he bring about Armageddon?
If Obama wins, how will he bring about Armageddon?
 

axia777

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Neither will. The economy will just take a huge shit if McCain wins because he will keep the war in Iraq going forever.
 

Xhakhal

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axia777 said:
Neither will. The economy will just take a huge shit if McCain wins because he will keep the war in Iraq going forever.
Meh. Now you're just being realistic :)
 

Ultrajoe

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As important as this day is. 3 threads (Soon to be more, i'm sure) is a little excessive.
 

Good morning blues

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McCain dies of his seventh stroke, Palin becomes president, she decides that she needs to spread freedom to Taiwan, China gets pissed and calls in the US' debt, the US doesn't have a trillion dollars, the US goes bankrupt, Western economics shit a brick, and China is the new world superpower.

Obama gets assassinated by rednecks, Biden becomes president, he takes his first vacation at Camp David, and plays out the story of The Shining, except that he doesn't freeze to death and comes back to rule the country still crazy.
 

Xhakhal

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TheNecroswanson, Ultrajoe: This was an attempt at humor, not serious discussion :) Sorry if I made it unclear, or if it was just too much of bad humor to post. My intention was to not clutter up the serious threads with it, but I might have made the wrong choice.
 

Erana

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Because Obama's a Muslim, he's going to follow Satan!
-The mind of some peoples.
 

Good morning blues

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Obama is a Muslim, and of course all Muslims are terrorists, so he suicide bombs the White House or something, I don't know.

McCain spent several years in a Communist torture camp during Vietnam, so clearly he's a Manchurian Candidate, who is also going to suicide bomb the White House or something like that.
 

Proto Cloud

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McCain becomes president he dies during his first speech and Palin becomes president. Enough said.

Obama. I dunno looks to me like green grass and high tides from the looks of it. Unless, the problems are going to mount up to nuclear war, in which case we were screwed anyway. (Fallout scenario: Make vaults as fast as possible!)
 

Hunde Des Krieg

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Erana said:
Because Obama's a Muslim, he's going to follow Satan!
-The mind of some peoples.
-And people like that make me want to kill myself... the logic is so flawed that it makes my brain hurt.
A. Obama isn't Muslim
B. Why should it matter if he is?
C. Muslims don't worship Satan
D.... I can't think of a D.
 

EnzoHonda

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Hunde Des Krieg said:
A. Obama isn't Muslim
B. Why should it matter if he is?
C. Muslims don't worship Satan
A. No, but he's black and he's traveled abroad.
B. 9... wait for it... 11
C. They don't worship Jesus, which is the same as worshiping Satan. You're going to the same place.

*The above post is not serious.
 

Proto Cloud

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EnzoHonda said:
Hunde Des Krieg said:
A. Obama isn't Muslim
B. Why should it matter if he is?
C. Muslims don't worship Satan
A. No, but he's black and he's traveled abroad.
B. 9... wait for it... 11
C. They don't worship Jesus, which is the same as worshiping Satan. You're going to the same place.

*The above post is not serious.
What's sad is that there's so many evangelicals that believe that bullshit...
 

HSIAMetalKing

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If Obama is elected America will become fully Socialist. All of the nation's wealth will be redistributed equally among the citizens, and for a while, there will be peace. Soon, however, the top 3 percentile of formerly-ultra-wealthy Americans will become extremely cranky because they are forced to sleep on mattresses instead of giant piles of money. Sleepless and frustrated, they will be forced to drink huge amounts of coffee in order to remain functional. The caffeine in their bodies initiates a molecular reaction, causing their metabolism to increase at an alarming rate. They are faster, stronger and able to process information five times faster than the average human. In order to maintain their bodies, however, they must consume even more caffeine. They band together and attack coffee warehouses and Starbucks cafes. Their power is so great that local police are unable to stop them, forcing Obama to send in military units. They, too, fail to stop the mutated caffeine addicts who arm themselves with weapons taken from the police and army. The mutants then turn their attention towards Washington D.C., seeking vengeance against the Socialist Dictator Obama.

In order to defeat the mutants, Obama makes an unholy pact with Satan-- trading his very soul in exchange for supreme demonic power. He is able to destroy the mutants, but his new powers came with a price-- his mind is now corrupted by evil. Demonbama rends open a portal from which all of Hell's armies pour forth, ravaging North America and spreading throughout the world.

Frightened that the demons will someday cross the oceans and attack European soil, the United Nations (relocated to France) decides to bomb the western hemisphere. They do so, but the impact of their nuclear weapons is enough to create a crack in the Earth's crust. Oceans begin to pour into the deep crevice, revealing the lost city of Atlantis. The Atlantians, furious that their habitat has been destroyed, launch an attack on Europe. The Europeans are unable to defend against Atlantis' mighty Hydra Riders and Stingray Tanks, and those who survive retreat into Asia.

The Earth's remaining population is unable to support itself without the resources from the destroyed lands, and is inevitably consumed by famine and civil war. National boarders are forgotten and new military factions spring up in the place of countries. Life is a constant battle for control of territory and scarce resources.

The human race is eventually wiped out by itself... and the world falls silent.

EDIT (FYI, I voted for Obama.)
 

vede

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<a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu29F8NfRvI>Bomb Iran.

Bombs are bad, mm-kay.