How Would You Die?

[rancher of monsters]

So you get to decide how you die, no matter how whimsical the scenario, how do you go out? I thought I might go for something with a level of comfort like drowning in chocolate, but I'm leaning towards more of an epic death. I want to kick a Ninja, out of the 50th floor of a building, in downtown New York, during rush hour. No one will ever know the back story. I'll just be the guy that kicked the shit out of that ninja.

EDIT: Oh, and before the ninja hits the ground a fucking dragon comes out of a portal and just swallows like half of him, the lower half so you can tell he's a Ninja.

 

[Samcanuck]

I dream about giving my life to save people. To die from gun shot wounds after saving people from somebody attempting to kill others.

...Starting to lose faith that i'll ever get the chance to be a hero like that though to be honest.

 

[Skorpyo]

Anything that leads to me dying while firing bullets wildly into a hoard, screaming "There's too many of them!"

Yup. I wanna be THAT guy.

 

[Marter]

I'm going to go with "suicide".

That way, no one else gets the satisfaction of ending my life.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Getting shot in the head with some high caliber weapon. Painless and quick.

 

[badgersprite]

Smothered by diamonds and Swedish supermodels.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Quietly in a ditch, unloved and unmourned. Possibly as a result of sassing an overexcited mugger with a gun.
I think it would tie up the whole "lethargic indie flick" thing my life has got going down pretty nicely.

 

[Chiyo-Chan]

While 5 seconds away from discovering the secret to immortality.

 

[astrav1]

If you have ever seen the final seen of The Myth (shitty movie, don't see it) Some thing like that. No hope for my people until I make a lone sacrifice taking out a large amount of the enemy (Who is evil by the way) with my katana. This would be starting out on horse back. I would charge through the enemy cutting a swath until finally I am overpowered by the enemy. This would be while an inspiring power metal tune is playing in the background, or perhaps a beautiful orchestral arrangement by Nobuo Uematsu. The horse would live by the way and live a happy life till he or she died of old age.

 

[knhirt]

I would suffer poison at the hands of my quiet, beautiful mistress.

 

[emeraldrafael]

I dream about giving my life to save people. To die from gun shot wounds after saving people from somebody attempting to kill others.

...Starting to lose faith that i'll ever get the chance to be a hero like that though to be honest.

Sure you will. Go to war.


Anyway, ther ewas a thread like this not too long ago, only it said you got a two minute warning so here's what i put:

Come to terms with all my evils and sins, write a will to be carried out, then go and sit somehwere out of the way (either hte corner of the room, against a buidling on the side walk, on top of a roof) and wait to die thinking fondly of friends on earth and the one's I'll meet in death.


OR
For shock value, i'd wait till it was about 15 seconds left, then jump of the tallest building so i would be dead before i hit the ground and splatter on it, mainly so i can say I died before i hit the ground and say it wasnt suicide. ANd so no one can use my organs. you know, to be an ass. But probably more the first choice.

 

[Neo10101]

hmmm, that is tough. I would prolly want to go out fighting off a swarm of zombies and Im down to my last bullet, and its me and my luv. I would take her out and let the zombies take me.

 

[randomsix]

Spoiler: spoilertastic spoiler is spoilertastic

Spoiler: fo realz

Spoiler: dream jade

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003840

 

[Tartarga]

In a sword fight with Morgan Freeman. It would be an awesome death and I would get to meet Morgan Freeman, everybody wins.

 

[Adam Galli]

i don't care what causes it but a huge firey explosion

 

[rancher of monsters]

In a sword fight with Morgan Freeman. It would be an awesome death and I would get to meet Morgan Freeman, everybody wins.

I kind of want to change mine now, but he'd have to say an edited version of the rape monologue from Shawshank Redemption.

"I'd like to say that RoM put up the good fight, and I let him be. I'd like to say that, but sword duels are no fairy tale world."

 

[Nouw]

SNU-SNU

/thread.

Or maybe dying of an orgasm! But I'd love to die killing waves of enemies and laughing manically.

CHOKE ON 'EM!

 

[Link XL1]

well i'd like to lead a satisfying and full life of 100+ years wherein all my hopes and goals are attained. and then die of old age, leaving plenty of cash to my descendants who are all equally successful even without the money from my will.

thats the boring, truthful answer. a more exciting one would be where i start of in a classic medieval fantasy setting, become immortal, and be everything that anyone could be. for example i'd be a silent mercenary for an army fighting off hordes of enemies single handedly, and then 10 years later i'd fake my death and go become king for 10-20 years, and so on. and i'd do this until the universe died of old age experiencing lives from every era.