How would you rock the world?

[TheJakeChambers]

I just would like to ask, If you had to be a natural disaster, which would you be?

Cheers.

 

[El Poncho]

I would be a tsunami, flush out those pesky parasites from my land

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I'd be a volcanic eruption. Because no one actually expects those any more.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I would destroy the world... with this song...

 

[neoman10]

epidemic, 'cause Ebola make the world go 'round

 

[Twaddlefish]

Remind me to get volcano insurance.

A meteor? Make me SEVERAL meteors and bring a global firestorm from the heavens.

 

[Calobi]

Nothing says "fun-times" quite like a recurrence of the plague.

 

[Seven Bottles Of Gin On The Wall]

I'd be a massive epidemic preferably something akin to the T-virus from Resident Evil except naturally mutated and unexpected by all.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Would massive Spontaneous Combustion across the entire Planet count?

If not, probably the Plague, everyone loves the Plague.

 

[AvsJoe]

I'd do something reeeally weird. Like send a bunch of tornadoes to key locations simultaneously so that much of the world is raining various animals at the same time. Cruel and unusual? Sure. Funny? Mais oui!

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

I'd be Archimedes and I would be brandishing a lever and a well placed fulcrum.

You're all screwed.

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

Like this of course

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or this

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[Daffy F]

Total mass spontaneous combustion of all humans on earth. That's a natural disaster, right?

 

[reg42]

I'd build a city out of pure rock and roll. Noisy, but awesome.

 

[Frequen-Z]

I'd routinely eliminate the smartest people on the planet until the global IQ is so low they pretty much all eliminate themselves.

 

[MurderousToaster]

I would be famine.

Watch the world hunger and die.

Heh.

 

[Martyn106]

Id be an asteroid that hits the moon an causes it to lose orbit

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Massive Volcanoes bursting out of the ground ending all of china and russia in flames >:]