Human Centipede 2 IS coming to UK.

[Jack and Calumon]

After being refused classification originally, the film will be released after 32 clips have been cut from the film... for good reason too.

We all know why the first was so shocking, and this one is basically just that with more people, but there are even more things here that... well... ummm...

Just look for yourself, the cut things speak for themselves.

Spoiler: Warning, these are pretty nasty. Eating while reading is not recommended. Neither is driving while reading.

"32 individual cuts to scenes of sexual and sexualised violence, sadistic violence and humiliation, and a child presented in an abusive and violent context. In this case, cuts included: a man masturbating with sandpaper around his penis; graphic sight of a man?s teeth being removed with a hammer; graphic sight of lips being stapled to naked buttocks; graphic sight of forced defecation into and around other people?s mouths; a man with barbed wire wrapped around his penis raping a woman; a newborn baby being killed; graphic sight of injury as staples are torn away from individuals? mouth and buttocks."

To those who are not throwing up after reading that, I'm sure you can see why these were cut from the film. The US version was unrated and had midnight screenings only. They handed out barfbags complimentary and even had an ambulance stationed outside, all as a joke! However, someone actually felt sick enough that REAL paramedics had to be called in.

(US Screening source)
(UK Classification Source)
(BBFC Website)

So, anyone going to see this?

Calumon: I hate blindfolds, why do I have to wear earmuffs too? Not fair!

Jack: If I'm not allowed to see that stuff because I'm British, then you're sure as heck not going to be allowed to hear ANYTHING about this thing!

 

[Justice4L]

Well I have absolutely no desire to see this whatsoever. Strangely enough, I heard the director is a really nice guy!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh goodie, once this has come and passed, I get to watch this on the SyFy channel every night for three weeks(!)
Seriously, it happened with the first one and it'll happen with the second. The movies themselves don't actually bother me but they don't interest me either, if anything they're boring and remind me too much of a 14 year old's attempt at a shock story.
"A-And then, the mad doctor sewed the woman's mouth to the guy's butt!"
The more disturbing thing about it? There are probably people who enjoy this stuff a little too much. I don't really want to know what kind of people will turn up in the theaters aside from groups of teens there for novelty, of course.

Anyway, no, I probably won't be, mainly as I don't want to waste my money on something like this.

 

[Irridium]

Why was this made?

Seriously, why was this made?

 

[Kurai Angelo]

Perhaps this one will be slightly more interesting than the first...

Seriously, I had heard so much about it being sick/disgusting all that jazz but I was just completely bored watching it. I mean the idea itself was pretty gross, but you never see anything happen. It just looks like three people crawling in a line.

 

[Axolotl]

At least it can't be as nasty as A Serbian film, although reading what's been removed it can't be far off.

 

[Pinkamena]

Meh. Sounds like a regular torture porn movie like the Hostel and Saw movies... I never watch those, they're a blight upon filmmaking.

 

[Spambot 3000]

I'd watch this movie, but I'd stay away from those who sit in the back row at the cinemas for this one.

You know, at the back.
Where it's dark.

 

[putowtin]

sick!
I mean I know that the saw films were popular (apparently some people kept watching after the first!) but the bandwagon of "can we make something more disturbing with less plot?" is already full, and films like this only seem to be made to see how far they can push it before they get banned, and in being banned they get loads of publicity.

How about making a film with a plot? that might get people to the cinema!

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Meh. Still not as bad as watching Twilight.

 

[Zach of Fables]

Nice to know that the only constant in this world is people seeking to push the envelope that much further.

 

[MaxwellEdison]

If you guys don't like the first, please don't see the second. Everyone watching the first "for the novelty" is why he has enough money to do this.

Anyways, I still wish they didn't cut it. There's nothing illegal about it, and if you're going into Human goddamn Centipede 2, you know what you're in for.

 

[Nemu]

Everything about this series makes me wretch.

I mean, I know that folks find them funny, but...ugh. Guess I'm square.

 

[EHKOS]

...Can...can we please get some brain bleach for the sandpaper bit....please?

Seriously, why the fuck was this made?

 

[Bloodstain]

Eh, I have seen worse on the internet. I am still confused why this finds its way into cinemas.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Why is this getting the cinema treatment (well ok it's probably the budgets)? A film like this would of been left in the bootleg piles of all the others c-z rated horror films.