I, Final Fantasy fanboy, hated Final Fantasy XIII; confessions of a disappointed gamer.

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Loves2spooge

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I've just written a feature on my blog about my time as a Final Fantasy fanboy, and how I was let down by Final Fantasy XIII in the worst way possible.

Below is an excerpt, click here for the full article. [http://ibeg.wordpress.com/2010/05/05/i-final-fantasy-fanboy-hated-final-fantasy-xiii-confessions-of-a-disappointed-gamer/]

I, Final Fantasy fanboy, hated Final Fantasy XIII; confessions of a disappointed gamer.

When I was thirteen years old, I fell ill with a bad case of tonsilitis; my family has a history with the illness and I was no exception to the rule (my sister got the short end of the stick though, usually getting it once a month until she had them removed). I was bed-ridden for six weeks, with nothing but a television and a PlayStation for company, with the occasional visit from my mother, and I had run out of games to play; I didn?t have many games at the time, because I?d only recently got the system.

I remember game magazines everywhere singing the praises of one game, Final Fantasy VII. It was being touted as the ?must have? game of PlayStation, an adventure that spanned over three discs with a compelling storyline and over 100 hours of engrossing gameplay; I had to have it. I spoke to my mum about it, and the next day to my surprise, she bought me a copy of it from Tesco, and after that six-hour first session, my gaming life had changed forever. It was the first RPG I had played, and whilst I found the turn based battles unusual at first, I took to it like a fish to water. After scores of hours playing the game, I got better and my tonsilitis had gone, and kept on playing. I eventually got the strategy guide and it opened up a world of opportunities to me (I didn?t have the internet at the time), I felt like this was the ultimate experience in gaming; I experimented with hundreds of Materia combinations, I bred the Gold Chocobo, I defeated both Ruby and Emerald Weapon, and was blown away the first time I witnessed ?Knights of the Round?.

In May 2006 at E3 in Los Angeles, Square Enix announced Final Fantasy XIII for the PlayStation 3 and showed the first trailer. I was in awe, and I had a reason to blow over £400 on a PS3. For the next few years my eyes were fixed on FFXIII?s development. I saw the game grow and with every mouth-watering new screenshot and trailer I grew more and more excited.

Time passed, and I held my excitement at bay until March 9th 2010 finally arrived, and Final Fantasy XIII was delivered to my door. I had the entire day free, and I intended to dedicate it to Final Fantasy XIII, the game I waited four years for.

By 11pm that evening when I finally decided to turn off my system, I came to a realization; for the past four years, I had been excited for no good reason whatsoever. Final Fantasy XIII was the biggest disappointment in my entire life as a gamer.
 

Onyx Oblivion

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I, one of the 10 people on earth who liked FF8 the most, says that he likes FF13 better than any other, having played all of them. Well, actually...It's tied with 8. Changes based on mood.

Then again, I'm the person who adored Chrono Cross, and thought that Trigger was "meh".
 

TheSupremeForce

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I, who thought FF7 was mediocre at best and FF8 was even worse, say that FF13 is easily the best numeric Final Fantasy since the SNES days of yore. Having not played the mighty FF6 or FF4 in many years, I would dare say that 13 may very well be the greatest game in the bunch.
 

Cherry Cola

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I, who will follow suit with this shallow gimmick of putting in a pointless summary of my interests in the Final Fantasy series after saying "I" because I am too afraid to make my own sentences without them being accepted by others, found FF13 a bit too expensive to actually invest in.

Okay, that's a lie meant to add to the pointlessness and unfunny nature of my punchline.

In truth, I liked FF13's combat system and the story became slightly engaging at times. Then I got tired of it and sold it after 27 hours of playing.

Still, a game that held my interests for 27 hours is not bad.
 

Loves2spooge

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I didn't clarify this in the article, but FF9 is actually my favourite, FF7 was my 'dawn of a new era' moment.
 

Henrik Persson

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I hate to tell you this, but you don't qualify as a Final Fantasy fanboy. You are, and have probably always been, a Final Fantasy fan. A fanboy would never admit to himself or other that anything associated with their object of fandom is in any way flawed.
 

DazZ.

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I, who loved VII and IX whilst dabbling in X and XII have not played XIII.

I'll get around to it eventually and will have a better experience because I won't be going in with 4 years worth of excitement for that moment.
 

King Pagey

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FF 13 was... acceptable in my opinion, not fantasic but not bad.
FF 3 is still by far my favorite
 

Kyte

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I, who have only played FF games since X (obviously not XI) and have played VI on an emulator and VII on PSN, rather enjoy XIII, and find it better than XII but not as good as X. Also, I don't really see what all the fuss is about with VII even though it's clearly a very good game.
 

FinalHeart95

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I quite enjoyed FFXIII, actually. Not my favorite, that's still FFIV, but it's a huge improvement on FFXII in that it actually kept me interested until the end.
 

Loves2spooge

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Henrik Persson said:
I hate to tell you this, but you don't qualify as a Final Fantasy fanboy. You are, and have probably always been, a Final Fantasy fan. A fanboy would never admit to himself or other that anything associated with their object of fandom is in any way flawed.
I was a fanboy, until XIII...
 

KeyMaster45

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I like the FF series, but don't have the attention span to ever finish one. I get to that part in every game where they say "Go forth and grind...or go get rofl-stomped by the final boss." I think it's bad game progression, and realized after FF10 that I was wasting my money on games I'd never finish.

"But its an RPG grinding is part of the experience"

To that I say, getting raped is part of the prison experience and it still sucks. There is such a thing as flow to games. Most FF games chug along at a good pace, your characters gain strength at a rate proportional to that of monsters you fight. Inevitably, however, you reach that defining boss fight where afterwords you're left with two choices: confront the final boss that you're horrifically under-geared and leveled to beat, or go grind out the levels and gear for a few days so you have only a semi-frustrating time beating it. It is a HUGE break in the story that is only meant to extend game-play hours. It's so jarring to an immersive experience that they may as well plaster a sign across the screen "THE GAME HAS ENDED. THANK YOU FOR PLAYING."

Oh my god, and don't even get me started on their constant half-assed attempts at mixing turn-based combat with real-time combat. Fuck that, you either do turn based combat or give me real-time combat where I'm not having to micro manage 3 characters while dodging the enemy's attacks.
 

RyQ_TMC

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I, who enjoys singing merrily on rooftops dressed in a penguin costume, thought XIII was okay. Not a brilliant game, but not of the "turn it off after 2 hours and return it" variety. Just an average product, and all love/hate for it is just caused by the hype.
 

TheRealGoochman

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I really like FFXIII (still playing it....slow and steady) it is so far really keeping me immersed and everything so far is a blast!
Also I loves me the cutscenes (I know people get annoyed with overcutsceneness but I personally love them) they are very well made
Who knows I may hit the "what the hell is this crap" moment later on (I hope not) but in the mean time......I so far really like Final Fantasy XIII
 

Noxshadow

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"Final Fantasy Fan"
Lol
Being a Final Fantasy fan is a bit like being a Mario fan. The series to just too diverse for people saying they are "Fans" to be taken seriously.
There's an important distinction here.
FAN= Neutral term. Someone who view something in a favorable light, and is inclined to enjoy whatever they are a fan of.
FANBOY/GIRL= Negative term. Someone who swears unwavering loyalty series or activity, and paradoxically expect the qualification "I'm a fan of this, but it's still good" to absolve them of all bias, and for the phase "I'm a fan of this, and I still hated it" to be a serious condemnation.
 

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loves2spooge said:
I've just written a feature on my blog about my time as a Final Fantasy fanboy, and how I was let down by Final Fantasy XIII in the worst way possible.

Below is an excerpt, click here for the full article. [http://ibeg.wordpress.com/2010/05/05/i-final-fantasy-fanboy-hated-final-fantasy-xiii-confessions-of-a-disappointed-gamer/]

I, Final Fantasy fanboy, hated Final Fantasy XIII; confessions of a disappointed gamer.

When I was thirteen years old, I fell ill with a bad case of tonsilitis; my family has a history with the illness and I was no exception to the rule (my sister got the short end of the stick though, usually getting it once a month until she had them removed). I was bed-ridden for six weeks, with nothing but a television and a PlayStation for company, with the occasional visit from my mother, and I had run out of games to play; I didn?t have many games at the time, because I?d only recently got the system.

I remember game magazines everywhere singing the praises of one game, Final Fantasy VII. It was being touted as the ?must have? game of PlayStation, an adventure that spanned over three discs with a compelling storyline and over 100 hours of engrossing gameplay; I had to have it. I spoke to my mum about it, and the next day to my surprise, she bought me a copy of it from Tesco, and after that six-hour first session, my gaming life had changed forever. It was the first RPG I had played, and whilst I found the turn based battles unusual at first, I took to it like a fish to water. After scores of hours playing the game, I got better and my tonsilitis had gone, and kept on playing. I eventually got the strategy guide and it opened up a world of opportunities to me (I didn?t have the internet at the time), I felt like this was the ultimate experience in gaming; I experimented with hundreds of Materia combinations, I bred the Gold Chocobo, I defeated both Ruby and Emerald Weapon, and was blown away the first time I witnessed ?Knights of the Round?.

In May 2006 at E3 in Los Angeles, Square Enix announced Final Fantasy XIII for the PlayStation 3 and showed the first trailer. I was in awe, and I had a reason to blow over £400 on a PS3. For the next few years my eyes were fixed on FFXIII?s development. I saw the game grow and with every mouth-watering new screenshot and trailer I grew more and more excited.

Time passed, and I held my excitement at bay until March 9th 2010 finally arrived, and Final Fantasy XIII was delivered to my door. I had the entire day free, and I intended to dedicate it to Final Fantasy XIII, the game I waited four years for.

By 11pm that evening when I finally decided to turn off my system, I came to a realization; for the past four years, I had been excited for no good reason whatsoever. Final Fantasy XIII was the biggest disappointment in my entire life as a gamer.
Replace the tonsilitis with lack of friends, you have just described exactly what happened to me.
You know what it was though that really got me? Not the story or the lack of gameplay(it's like watching a computer play a game)
No, none of that. I could deal with that.

What did I do to deserve that!? I never blahpemed the game gods in any way! I never pirated a game in my life! So why did that...that thing have to make its way into my beloved series? Not that the other characters were much better, but still....
I had to do a 10 hour straight rehabilitation with FF tactics lest I give up the series completely.
 

Hikaru CF

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I, who believes FFIV, V and VI are the best of the series actually thought that XIII may be up there with them, I enjoyed it that much. Sure, the story wasn't great but I liked all the little things like having full Hp and Mp for every battle, which let the developers feel like they didn't need to hold back too much on the fight difficulty as you were always at full strength.
 

Loves2spooge

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Lullabye said:
You know what it was though that really got me? Not the story or the lack of gameplay(it's like watching a computer play a game)
No, none of that. I could deal with that.

What did I do to deserve that!? I never blahpemed the game gods in any way! I never pirated a game in my life! So why did that...that thing have to make its way into my beloved series? Not that the other characters were much better, but still....
I had to do a 10 hour straight rehabilitation with FF tactics lest I give up the series completely.
Gargh! I seriously could've added another 1,500 words just complaining about Vanille, but I had to hold back... she seemed pleasant enough in the original trailers, but that English dub just makes her unbearable. The woman who did her voice is actually an Australian stand-up comedian; well she must be having a fucking laugh if she thinks that was acceptable. Who the hell was supervising the voice recording sessions when she was in the booth? A work experience kid?!