I find that offensive!

[Teoes]

It must be well-established fact that Forum Games is the best area of the Escapist. No matter what storms rage outside, in here the fires are warm, songs are loud and there is food, drink and sexy people aplenty. Everyone's playing, anything can be said and it will always be taken in jest; no-one gets upset in Forum Games.

Well, fie. This thread aims to take a leaf from the rest of the forums and be a place of fear, anger, hate and suffering.

Whether it is truth or a fabrication, something naughty or nice, you must take offense at the previous post and then post something for the next person to be offended by.

Example

I love my puppy.

I'm offended! A puppy sniffed my bum once and it traumatised me.

God is great.

I find that offensive! I'm Atheist and reject your notion of omnipotent sky fairies.

Besides, Buddha is way cooler.

OK? Easy one to start off with:

Miley Cyrus looked fat at the VMAs.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I'm offended at the fact that you called that ***** fat, I WANTED TO DO IT!

The ice is cool and smooth.

 

[Fijiman]

Sir, that is extremely offensive to ice everywhere, therefore I'm offended also.

poptarts

 

[staika]

How dare you sir, I'll have you know that my former girlfriends sister was a poptart. How dare you have the gall to make fun of them!

Death

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I am extremely offended that you would say that! MY FATHER IS DEATH HIMSELF AND YOU JUST OFFENDED BOTH HIM AND ME!

Dollar

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

I am incredibly insulted that you place more love in money than anything else!

Knife

 

[Neuromancer]

I am gravely offended that you decided to stick that knife in my gut.

Guts.

 

[Teoes]

I find that offensive! My guts make poo that smells.. once I farted on a train and everyone knew it was me. How dare you remind me of that time. D:<

Real ale

 

[staika]

*monocle pops out*
Dare I say but how dare you utter those words around me. Ale is a poor mans drink, even mentioning the word puts me on the same level as those dirty peasants.

Wine

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

*loses his shit*

WHAT THE FUCK, WINE! WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF NANCY?! YOU FUCKING OFFEND ME YOU PIECE OF WINE! REAL MEN DRINK ABSINTHE!!!!

The Black Death(the drink, not the plague)

 

[staika]

Are you trying to kill me with this drink? I am offended that you believe that any normal person could drink so much alcohol like it was nothing!

Pepsi

 

[Neuromancer]

I am offended by the fact that you know I prefer pepsi over coca cola. So the rumours of you stalking me have been true after all!

Solutions.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Your solution is quite frankly, the worst thing I've ever seen and I am quite offended at the notion that you even came up with this!

Plan

 

[Neuromancer]

Your plots and schemes are so foolish I am intellectualy offended.

Irenicus.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I am offended cause I could not find out the meaning behind the word "Irenicus" BLOODY FOREIGNERS!

Cake

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

How dare you remind me that the cake is a lie, all that time playing Portal and for what, nothing, Goddam it!

Snow

 

[EeveeElectro]

I'm so offended and disgusted that you mention that disgusting white stuff. I got it in the face once and went blind, my guide dog is typing for me now.

Flan.

 

[Teoes]

I'm offended! Snow is white and that's, like, totally racist. NINJA!

I'm offended! Flan is for poofs and I'm no homo.

Faster Than Light

 

[staika]

I am offended that you would ever imply that anyone could ever be faster than light. Such a thing is impossible!

Ninjas

 

[Fijiman]

Ninjas!? NINJAS!? How dare you even so much as mention those most despicable of subhumans.

that mirror over there