I hate it... I love it!

[revolverwolf]

I love the number 4! It's 2 times better than 2 and 4 times better than 1! And it's the page we're on now!

I hate product placement.

 

[Leodiensian]

I love product placement. How else would I know what the corporations want me to buy?

I hate fire.

 

[revolverwolf]

I love fire! It burns things! Burns them good!

I hate water. Thinks it's so great that it puts out fire.

 

[Leodiensian]

It hate water because I drowned.

I hate being a ghost.

 

[revolverwolf]

I love being a ghost! I can walk through walls!

I hate my newly-built school. It'll be ruined in the first week.

 

[Leodiensian]

I love my school. I'll ruin it in a week.

I hate dogs.

 

[000Ronald]

I love your newly-built school! It gives me something to ruin!

I hate concrete.

 

[revolverwolf]

I love concrete! You can drown someone in it and it leaves no evidence...Mwahahaha!

I mean...I hate luck. It's always working against me.

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

I love luck, because I am Irish I have great luck.

I hate people who stereotype.

 

[Leodiensian]

I love people who stereotype. They're all the same.

I hate nitrogen.

 

[revolverwolf]

I love nitrogen! It's the main ingredient of nitroglycerin! BOOM!

I hate carbon monoxide...

 

[Krystallkitty]

I love carbon monoxide! it's so tasty and fun to breathe- *dies*

... crap. i hate hell...

 

[Auron555]

I love hell because I am what would call a masochist.

I hate fanboys (just jumped to the last page so sry if it's been done).

Hey wait... my masochist in hell is turning out to be quite a paradox.
Person A likes being in pain, so they go to hell where eternal suffering resides. However, this elates the masochist, so to torture him/her Satan sends him/her to Heaven, where all is at peace. But because there is no pain, Person A is NOT at peace, so he goes to *mmmmind boggled*

 

[Funfrog211]

I love fanboys because they are easy targets to kill.

I hate preps.(popular people at school)

 

[KenzS]

I love preps, used to be one. Ok now I hate them.

I hate Hitler.

 

[Shadowtek]

I love Hitler, because hes dead.

I hate ignorance.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

I love ignorance, it's bliss.

I hate Harley Davidson motorcycles.

 

[TommyGun465]

i love harley davidson motorcycles. theyre cool and safe!

i hate summertime.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

I love summertime, it's a hell fo a lot warmer than it is now (winter down here for all o' them northerners reading this)

I hate Dragons (that's right, dragons, fuck dragons!)

 

[Leodiensian]

I love Dragons, they go so well with my Dungeons

I hate America.