I Hit It With My Axe: Episode 20: Friday Night in Vornheim

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Zak Sabbath

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Episode 20: Friday Night in Vornheim

The party completes their quest and now it's time for some fun.

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Navdi

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So medusae also have problems with teenagers? ;)

Sorry to see Justine go. Going to miss her.

I like the black & white picture of the medusa queen's house. Zak's?
 

KEM10

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Wait, Justine is going? She was just getting the hang for it.

Who's next?
 

AnotherFineMess

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Awesome episode and it got me really curious about the "sneaky person" plot. Are they after Satine's new character? maybe people sent by the medusa? or both! Regardless I'm really looking forward for the next IHIWMA fix.

And I can't resist: Nooo!! Justine don't go! We love you!
 

Stryc9

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Finally! Been waiting for this episode all day but it was worth it. Great work, and hope Justine gets to come back soon, the bit of her fighting with her mother was hilarious because she was so into it.
 

Chipperz

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It's a shame to see Justine leave, she was awesome! If I remember rightly, it's Gia Jordan next? No matter who turns up, I'm looking forward to the new "sneaky dude" plot unfolding :D

Also, I've been roped into running ANOTHER D&D game (Too much creative crap! I'm sick of coming up with monsters, organisations and countries! I still haven't got round to writing character descriptions for Satine yet! Blaaaargh!), would there be any strong objections to me "borrowing" Vornheim and the opposite-talking Goblins so I can get on with all the writing I have to do for all my other stuff? :)
 

Gildan Bladeborn

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Ah, the wonderful world of non-combat interactions - for all the horror stories I have of fumbled traps, doom corridors, and terrible tactical decisions, all those pale in comparison to the awful things that have happened to us thanks to simple interactions in towns, like the time we were tossed naked into a dank hole for a protracted length of time without food or water thanks to my jackass companions somehow starting a rumor that we kidnap and have carnal relations with pigs. Then there was the Tap Room, which my character wisely decided was a den of iniquity and thus did not ever actually enter, that was nightmare-fuel (or a rich source of running jokes, depends on your perspective really).

Ever since the rat incident I've taken to always being on watch and never letting my guard down - I may be slowly going insane from sleep deprivation, but by golly I'll be wearing my tin suit and clutching a broadsword when the inevitable midnight assassination attempt goes down! Which I'm convinced could happen at any moment ever since we randomly (or maybe not, dun dun dun!) stumbled upon some sort of mystical assassin order seemingly comprised entirely of hot chicks (except for this one dude who was evil and apparently rogue and also crazy? I was confused through most of those sessions) that 'inducted' our ranger into their ranks (via smooching and magical hickeys if memory serves) and embroiled us in... something, I've never been entirely clear on just what the hell was going on that night, there appeared to be entirely too many extra-dimensional wineries and the like.

In summation: Be afraid when combat starts; be more afraid when you're back in seemingly perfectly safe towns, because there are just as many pitfalls only now you can't see them because there's no initiative rolls and you accidentally roleplay yourself into an early grave oh noes.
 

Feystar

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Well Justine looked like she'd enjoyed herself and seemed to do quite well, aside from the repeated mild cases of death that is, thankfully she got better. Hopefully she'd like to have another go at some point.

The storyline is progressing quite nicely and the sneaky creepy guys is a great plot hook.
Out of curiosity, do you just tend to do D&D or have you occasionally branched out in to other games like vampire, star wars or deadlands?
 

Dyp100

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Woop, first quest done! Well done, ladies.

I wonder what is gonna happen next, and I ESPECIALLY wonder about that Chinese puzzle ball.

I mean, is that meant to be the reward? Though, it was given by a traitor queen, was it not? So it could be false and a big reward could be coming at the end of the second quest, or some such.
 

Feystar

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Gildan Bladeborn said:
Ah, the wonderful world of non-combat interactions - for all the horror stories I have of fumbled traps, doom corridors, and terrible tactical decisions, all those pale in comparison to the awful things that have happened to us thanks to simple interactions in towns.
Oh hell yes, I nearly lost a character once because the person I was with was accused of having falsified papers. (even though they were legit, rolling a 1 can really stuff you up) When we were arrested and imprisoned they had us both in the same cell and had a spell to listen in on our conversation.
 

Chaya

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Another great episode. Good work. Really looking forward to seeing who will be the guest star in the next ten episodes and what character they'll get. Great house design by the way!

PS Woo! Sky Doll in the background!
 

Zak Sabbath

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Feystar said:
Well Justine looked like she'd enjoyed herself and seemed to do quite well, aside from the repeated mild cases of death that is, thankfully she got better. Hopefully she'd like to have another go at some point.

The storyline is progressing quite nicely and the sneaky creepy guys is a great plot hook.
Out of curiosity, do you just tend to do D&D or have you occasionally branched out in to other games like vampire, star wars or deadlands?
Hi--Mandy here--yes I'm on Zak's laptop.

We play Call of Cthulhu and are about to start a Teenage Muntant Ninja Turtle (post apocalyptic) game. We also have the Mouse Guard RPG and books so hopefully we'll try that one too some rainy afternoon.
 

Zak Sabbath

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Chaya said:
Another great episode. Good work. Really looking forward to seeing who will be the guest star in the next ten episodes and what character they'll get. Great house design by the way!

PS Woo! Sky Doll in the background!
I love my Sky Doll--eagerly awaiting the next installment!

(Oh--this is Mandy on Zak's laptop--not Zak.)
 

ThaBenMan

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Heheh - I know what that "Chinese puzzle ball" actually is... check out Zak's blog [http://dndwithpornstars.blogspot.com/] to find out for yourself.

Good episode - the girls' shenanigans in the city are pretty entertaining. We'll miss you, Justine <3
 

Disembodied_Dave

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Ooo I hope since Justine's character didn't die and escaped her mother, that she'll come back somewhere down the line.

What lovely lady could be next?! *game show host voice*
 

murphy7801

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So me thinking that this is boring content that could be used with better show/s is enough to get a probation nice lol
 

Zak Sabbath

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murphy7801 said:
how is this pile crap of a webisode still going iv seen road killing rotting more gripping
User was put on probation for this post.(3 days)

So me thinking that this is boring content that could be used with better show/s is enough to get a probation nice lol
Actually I think it was your grammar.

Also: We'd really like to replace 'Axe' with a better show, but, unfortunately, there is not now nor has there ever been, in the history of broadcasting, any show better than 'I Hit It With My Axe'.