I just turned 21 a minute ago...

[Bourne]

Get so drunk that your kidneys show signs of bruising! It gets you into the Club of Cool Kids.

 

[Colonel Alzheimer's]

EAT A BABY!

This advice + the avatar= /thread
OT: Go to a bar and tell everyone it's your 21st birthday and that you don't drink. Then count the number of seconds it takes before you're fucking a tree with a shoe on your head.

 

[Lust]

What should I do after I wake up in the morning? I'm stuck in the great state of Tennessee with family on vacation (yeah great timing right) so my options are somewhat limited. Although I still retain the ability to commit arson and drive really really fast. Suggestions?

Apply for social security benefits.

 

[Sewblon]

Make a pornographic film about how the Turks conquered the Byzantine Empire.

 

[Mcface]

snip

Hurrah for cleansing hugs. Take another for good luck *hugs*

I have been redeemed! I might need another one after my fun adventure to the Blueridge Mountains later this week.

The Blueridge mountains? Oh good god, man. You'll need a full snuggle from someone non redneck to cleanse you of that...

But they do have a (one lol) Walmart!

That just makes it worse. Walmart is seriously the absolute form of hick.

I don't care where it's located, some how, they all are just filled with redneck trash.

Not completely true. I was in a Walmart once at 11 pm in Pittsburgh and saw nothing but Mexicans. Mexicans everywhere! I didn't even know they had Mexicans in Pennsylvania!

They were probably redneck Mexicans. Never seen one? Me either but I probably don't want to.

All the mexicans in my city wear cowboy boots, buckle belts and cowboy hats. I shit you not.

 

[zombiejoe]

EAT A BABY!

... that is the single best idea I have ever heard(read). OH by the way gratz on the level up .

Leval up, what ever do you mean? Gon Gonzo...eat a baby

 

[zombiejoe]

EAT A BABY!

This advice + the avatar= /thread
OT: Go to a bar and tell everyone it's your 21st birthday and that you don't drink. Then count the number of seconds it takes before you're fucking a tree with a shoe on your head.

Well you must admit I.M Meen is a very convincing character. If this avatar ran straight up to you and yelled "EAT A BABY, BOOKWORM!" You know you would do it.

I.M. Meen=win

 

[Eggsnham]

1. Beg family for money.
2. Buy shitloads of alcohol.
3. Get shitfaced.
4. ?????
5. Profit! (Or a hangover)

 

[cookieXkiller]

here in nz its 18 to buy alcohol.. im only 16 and ive already been drunk, had fun and chilled on my birthday ... so basically my advice , get your best friends , get some drinks you can drink that arnt too alcoholic and have a massive LAN fest... that or get really pissed with lots of people around and make out with as many girls as you can?

 

[cookieXkiller]

1. Beg family for money.
2. Buy shitloads of alcohol.
3. Get shitfaced.
4. ?????
5. Profit! (Or a hangover)

a virtual high five is needed here

 

[mrdude2010]

EAT A BABY!

lolwut

 

[Eggsnham]

1. Beg family for money.
2. Buy shitloads of alcohol.
3. Get shitfaced.
4. ?????
5. Profit! (Or a hangover)

a virtual high five is needed here

Let's do this! *Highfive*

 

[godofallu]

Yeah i'm also turning 21 in a few days. I don't really have a plan either.

Been drinking since I was like 14, gotten blackout drunk enough times to know that I don't want to do that anymore. My fridge at my apartment also has more alcohol than I can drink.

So yeah, what to do other than get wasted? I guess we can buy alcohol for minors...

 

[cookieXkiller]

1. Beg family for money.
2. Buy shitloads of alcohol.
3. Get shitfaced.
4. ?????
5. Profit! (Or a hangover)

a virtual high five is needed here

Let's do this! *Highfive*

*high five*

and as for

Yeah i'm also turning 21 in a few days. I don't really have a plan either.

Been drinking since I was like 14, gotten blackout drunk enough times to know that I don't want to do that anymore. My fridge at my apartment also has more alcohol than I can drink.

So yeah, what to do other than get wasted? I guess we can buy alcohol for minors...

well yeah get a few good mates and buy them alcohol and watch them make tools of them selves while you sip something nice ... maybe low in alcohol? either way just have fun and make sure you dont fuck off too many police that night >:]

 

[Pegghead]

Organise a 21 gun salute?

Happy birthday!

 

[Fappy]

Well in case you guys care I ended up having a pretty good birthday. I'm currently filled with half an ice cream cake and celebrated American Censored Dragon Ball Z style by drinking a bunch of root beer. I might try to set a house a flame before I call it a night though.