I know Randy Pitford's son?!

[TristanBelmont]

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I found out the cute guy in my LE class is the son of the CEO/Founder of Gearbox Software, Randy Pitchford.

I...
Like I know it's silly considering I don't like the Borderlands series much but it's still really neat.

Not even sure what this thread is meant to accomplish, just felt like getting it out there.

 

[Zhukov]

Tell him that his dad seems like a fun guy but is utterly and completely full of shit and should never be trusted.

...

Actually, don't do that. It would be rude.

Unless you really want to.

Your call.

 

[KyuubiNoKitsune-Hime]

What ever you do don't go out with him. The date will be over hyped then delayed, then any love making will have janky animation, then you'll get charged micro payments to finish.

On a more serious note, never met the son, so he could be a cool guy. But if it comes up tell him that basically everyone wishes his dad would shut up and quit his job, so that GearBox can be good again.

 

[TristanBelmont]

What ever you do don't go out with him. The date will be over hyped then delayed, then any love making will have janky animation, then you'll get charged micro payments to finish.

On a more serious note, never met the son, so he could be a cool guy. But if it comes up tell him that basically everyone wishes his dad would shut up and quit his job, so that GearBox can be good again.

I might ask him out, he's really cute and nice and funny.

But let's be honest Gearbox hasn't been good since...Brothers in Arms? Was that any good?

I know for sure the Half-Life expansions.

 

[KyuubiNoKitsune-Hime]

What ever you do don't go out with him. The date will be over hyped then delayed, then any love making will have janky animation, then you'll get charged micro payments to finish.

On a more serious note, never met the son, so he could be a cool guy. But if it comes up tell him that basically everyone wishes his dad would shut up and quit his job, so that GearBox can be good again.

I might ask him out, he's really cute and nice and funny.

But let's be honest Gearbox hasn't been good since...Brothers in Arms? Was that any good?

I know for sure the Half-Life expansions.

Borderlands is pretty good, but that's the shining gems there in a sea of raw sewage as of late.

Captcha: Keyboard and Mouse ... I think Captcha is awkwardly trying to ask me out on a date, or something.

 

[Loonyyy]

A good idea would not to listen to a bunch of gamers and be a dick to a dude just because his Dad's a con artist.

Just because Randy Pitchford is a dick, doesn't mean that we have to be.

Also, get in good with the family, dubstep collab with Claptrap, stack the paper high, retire.

 

[FalloutJack]

Oh, don't hold it against the boy because of dear old dad. If you like him, you should treat him like a normal person and hang out.

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

What ever you do don't go out with him. The date will be over hyped then delayed, then any love making will have janky animation, then you'll get charged micro payments to finish.

On a more serious note, never met the son, so he could be a cool guy. But if it comes up tell him that basically everyone wishes his dad would shut up and quit his job, so that GearBox can be good again.

I might ask him out, he's really cute and nice and funny.

Do it. Steal Randy's innocent little boy from him and turn him into a man. Destroy any innocence left in him. Twist him into a monster of perversion and hedonistic pleasures. Make Randy question where he went wrong. Make him know that he has failed as a father, as a creator, and as a person.

OT- Neat. Try and get free Borderlands stuff.

 

[BarbaricGoose]

The most important thing to take into account when considering whether or not to date a dude is what his dad is like. Fact. Ask him about his dad; he'll dig this line of questioning--trust me.

If after accruing all the pertinent information about his dad, and evaluating it thoroughly, provided you don't find it wanting, commence the jigglin'.

 

[TheVampwizimp_v1legacy]

Cool. Be his friend if he's seems like a good guy.

Off-topic: Am I the only one here who has nothing against this kid's dad? Borderlands is good. Colonial Marines was a pile of poo. What I can infer from this is that Randy Pitchford is a man like any of us, one who does good and one who makes mistakes. And his son is likely the same.