I need help convincing my parents.

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Captain Pancake

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Write a 1000 word essay about something mentally engaging and make it interesting for him to read. Show him that in fact all this internet time has benefited you.
 

technoted

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Well if you go out and have an active social life then why should your parents need convincing, ultimately you just need to man up and let the world roll on by without coming to the internet for support, it's a terrible place to come for support and help.
 

Oh That Dude

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ItsAChiaotzu said:
Get a girlfriend, but unbeknownst to your Dad, she's actually a dude, then, get her to throw a knife into his groin for +100 points.

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Hope that helped.
Get back to herpaderpastan.

P.S. why the groin?
 

Johnnyallstar

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Do something constructive with it. That's about all you can really do to justify it. Me? I'm advancing my education through technology. Not just classes, but also studying topics that are interesting to you.

For example, I've learned much in the last 4 months about rebuilding and restoring cars because I've decided to restore a 1972 Chevelle, and have done a s**tton of research and studying to know exactly what I have to work with, what I want to do, and exactly how I'm going to go about doing it. Now I'm working on collecting the money to do it.
 

ItsAChiaotzu

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Oh That Dude said:
ItsAChiaotzu said:
Get a girlfriend, but unbeknownst to your Dad, she's actually a dude, then, get her to throw a knife into his groin for +100 points.

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Hope that helped.
Get back to herpaderpastan.

P.S. why the groin?
Don't you mean, "Herpaydapastan"?
 

lacktheknack

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Circleseer said:
... You see the irony of asking that question to strangers on the internet, right?
This. I'm sure you can figure out basic, noticeable ways of proving your interestingness. Unless, of course, you aren't interesting outside of MSN.
 

Oh That Dude

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technoted said:
Well if you go out and have an active social life then why should your parents need convincing, ultimately you just need to man up and let the world roll on by without coming to the internet for support, it's a terrible place to come for support and help.
And, we manage 42 posts before someone tells me to man up. Nice.

Also, in theory the internet's a pretty good place, people that don't even know you support you.
 

technoted

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Oh That Dude said:
Also, in theory the internet's a pretty good place, people that don't even know you support you.
In theory many things work in reality very few do.
 

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MisterShine said:
Ask him what can change the nature of a man?
You have played Planesape: Torment i see. You have immediately earned my respect.

OT: I would say it is quite impossible.
 

EatPieYes

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How about you just accept the fact that you are dull and uninteresting and get on with your life?
 

Kukakkau

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Challenge him on it - ask him to say what he knows about the person you are around other people

Parents (especially dads) tend to make assumptions if you're on a console/laptop a fair bit. Mine always assumed I'd done nothing all day even though I'd just turn it on after doing all the household chores (never been thanked for it)

Also if he's claiming computers dull your brain ask him what he has to back that theory up because I've yet to see a confirmed article on it.
 

Godavari

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Get straight A's, go out every once in a while, and hope for your parents to be rational.
 

MisterShine

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Mr.Amakir said:
You have played Planesape: Torment i see. You have immediately earned my respect.
We happy few, we band of brothers.

The depressing thing is that it took 50 posts for anyone to respond to this. Plus the fact that I was being quite serious with my answer.
 

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Oh That Dude said:
firedfns13 said:
Tell him how you're more apt to solve puzzles and be a military tactical genius. :D
He already stated he thinks I'd be cleverer if I read more books. Which frankly is bullshit, I've learned a surprising amount from chatting, debating and trolling.
The only reason I know the geography of Europe is because of my copious amounts of time playing the Total War series.

Books =/=> clever.

Playing games and identifying what you can exploit to your advantage is actually being clever.
 

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Oh That Dude said:
How can I prove to him that gaming and the internet are not dulling my brain and making me a slave to a screen?
"EDIT: I feel I should mention at this point that I do have an active social life and I don't spend all my time on here." Right there is he thinks your a slave to the screen but you have a social life and don't spen your time here all the time heres the answer.
 

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Oh That Dude said:
Ok, I quoted you so you'll read this. This is a far less traditional way of convincing someone. Instead of trying to convince him, I'd do this. First, wait for him to go to sleep. Then move something (keys, sunglasses, a hat, whatever). Continue this with all kinds of things. He'll slowly start to think he's losing his mind. Do it more, but make sure not to get caught. Sooner or later he'll check himself into a mental hospital, making it so he can't effect you anymore.
Wait, what? I know you're joking, but even so... That's just a little bit wrong, according to my moral-o-meter. Also, it's affect, not effect.

OT: Not a hope. Unless he has something he spends as much time doing, then point out that you simply have a different hobby to occupy that time.
When I had this discussion with my step-father, I pointed out how much time he spent watching sport on TV, and the fact that that was more time than I spent gaming.
"Yeah, but it's sport."
"But you're not playing it. And you're still in a room by yourself for hours on end. More hours, as it happens."
A transcript of the end of the conversation
 

magicaxis

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Bring some friends over and have a lan party at his house. that shows how social you can be while showing the connectivity and friendship the tech brings :)
 

chinangel

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Oh That Dude said:
So basically my Dad and I have just had a somewhat one sided discussion about the amount of time I spend on the laptop and on the Xbox. Apparently I'm dulled by technology and not interesting because of it. I could simply show him my msn conversations and I'm pretty sure he wouldn't dare deny the fact that I'm interesting, but the flaw with that is that I'd have to show him my msn conversations. Not safe for parental eyes. So:

How can I prove to him that gaming and the internet are not dulling my brain and making me a slave to a screen?

EDIT: I feel I should mention at this point that I do have an active social life and I don't spend all my time on here.
smartass answer: well you're going to need to get in this car, it will need some distance to reach 88 MPH...

real answer: this is already a lost arguement. My parents (I'm 25 and moved out ) still believe that video games are of the devil and a past-time strictly for children.
 

Hawk of Battle

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Start a philosophical debate with him... and win! Or use your amazing knowledge of the universe to blind him with science!

After totally bamboozalinng his brain with your massive depth and insight into the nature of all things, tell him you learned it all from the internet. Sorted.