I need the help of your nerdy and dirty minds fellow escapists.

[Jovip]

Well in a sense. we all love porn (don't worry that's not where this is going, lest not for the most part) and we all love video games.
i want you to name your best video game porn title parody you know asseffect or left 4 head. that type of thing.
if you do it...you get...internet cookies?
yea.
i won't make that overused portal reference.

 

[smearyllama]

Call of Booty 4: Modern Whorefare.
Balls-Out 3.

That's all
i can think of.

 

[Doclector]

Earth defile force: incest Armageddon.

Y'know, I got a billion other ideas, but nothing tops this.

 

[Disaster Button]

Reem Fortress 2?

 

[monkey jesus]

Anal Wake

 

[Bobic]

Sexy Football Manager 2011!

 

[ChildofGallifrey]

Tiger's Wood '12
Ramblow
Psychonuts
Dungeons & DragQueens
World of Whorecraft
(shitty movie tie-in game) The Green Horny

That's all I got for now.

 

[Chrishu]

Skyrimjob
Gaylo
BalzBlue: Calamity Jizzer

Uh... That's all I have off hand.

 

[Outright Villainy]

How about Half life 2: Episode 3.

There, I just gave half of you nerdgasms.

 

[Woodsey]

Prince of Pussy: The Two Titties.

... I am not very good at these.

 

[hedges1001]

final fantasy
...
think about it

 

[UltraDeth]

Orgy of Two (Hell, yeah)
Condom: Criminal Origins
Dragon Ass
Mass Erect (yeah, I stole, it)
WET (self-explanitory)
Gays of War

Edit:

Cock Band
Super Street Hooker 4
Grand Theft Prostitution
Devil May Cum

 

[Renegade-pizza]

Mass Erect.
That's all folks.

 

[Brandon237]

Hard Craft 2, The kills of virginity (StarCraft 2, Wings of liberty)... damn... where did that come from
Need for a speedy, Hot leather suit (Need for Sped, Hot pursuit)... my mind...
Cummand and Cocker 3... Kane's Stock (Command and Conquer 3, Kane's Wrath). I really should stop now before the Mass Effect ones start rolling in...

 

[auwdioslave]

Need for seed
Brothellands

 

[sageoftruth]

Demons Suck
Odin's Spear
God of War: The Quest for Pandora's Box
Dong Hunt
Assteroids
The Valkyrie's Profile
Shin Megami Tensei: Devils Cum on her
Ninja's Guy Den
Conker's Bad Furry Day

 

[TheKruzdawg]

Crash Bandic**t
Saint's Ho
Perfect Dick
Buttman: Arkham ASSylum (I'm really proud of that one)
Fucker (instead of Frogger)
Donkey Dong Country
Legend of Zelda: Marjora's Ass

That's all I have for now

 

[TheKruzdawg]

Demons Suck
Odin's Spear
God of War: The Quest for Pandora's Box
Dong Hunt
Assteroids
The Valkyrie's Profile
Shin Megami Tensei: Devils Cum on her

I really like the Quest for Pandora's Box. Nicely done!

 

[sageoftruth]

I was just leaving when another came to me:
Team Four-way