I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.

[Olikunmissile]

Heard I would do anything for love by Meat Loaf a few mins ago ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GNhdQRbXhc ) and wondered what exactly was "that" that he was referring to. So I decided to take it as a challenge and (hopefully) with your help, create a list of everything that one wouldn't do for love. However I'm only going to say one of them and I'd like to ask you all what's the ONE top thing you wouldn't do for love.

Mine is let a woman in stilettos stamp on one of my testicles.

For discussion value and maybe a good laugh as long as THAT GUY doesn't come along and feel the need to troll, feel free to call people out on their posts.

Have at it Escapists!

 

[King of the Sandbox]

Anything I see on 4chan.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

There are a whole lot of things I wouldn't do for love.

Murder, theft, certain sexual practises...oh yeah, and I wouldn't let a girl stiletto stamp my balls either.

Somehow my English teacher believed the song was about Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing and Benedick's reluctance to kill Claudio as Beatrice demanded. Seriously, my English teacher was laaaaame.

 

[Olikunmissile]

There are a whole lot of things I wouldn't do for love.

Murder, theft, certain sexual practises...oh yeah, and I wouldn't let a girl stiletto stamp my balls either.

Somehow my English teacher said the song was about Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing and Benedick's reluctance to kill Claudio as Beatrice demanded. Seriously, my English teacher was laaaaame.

The hell? What sort of... I don't even... What a bad teacher!

Also I said pick one!

 

[goatzilla8463]

Eat an asparagus.

Damn I hate those things.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

There are a whole lot of things I wouldn't do for love.

Murder, theft, certain sexual practises...oh yeah, and I wouldn't let a girl stiletto stamp my balls either.

Somehow my English teacher said the song was about Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing and Benedick's reluctance to kill Claudio as Beatrice demanded. Seriously, my English teacher was laaaaame.

The hell? What sort of... I don't even... What a bad teacher!

Also I said pick one!

Oh arse! Pardon me, I've just got up. If I'm only allowed to pick one, then it would definitely have to be anything related to murder, theft isn't that bad I guess, but I could never kill anybody, as much as I'd like to.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Give up on gaming for the rest of my life.

Get away from my Xbox, cur! -waves plastic sword menacingly-

 

[Boba Frag]

Shave my beard off again.

God, I resented her for that... >_<

 

[MadJax]

It's obviously Marriage he's singing about. I haven't even heard the song & yet it's clear to me.

The one thing I wouldn't do for love...
That's actually a pretty hard question.

Contract a terminal illness.

Actually one line of the song goes "I'd never lie to you and thats a fact" so that is what "that" is

As for what I wouldn't do, probably a lot of things.

 

[Sarmos]

One thing that I can think of really.

Cannablism.

 

[Olikunmissile]

There are a whole lot of things I wouldn't do for love.

Murder, theft, certain sexual practises...oh yeah, and I wouldn't let a girl stiletto stamp my balls either.

Somehow my English teacher said the song was about Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing and Benedick's reluctance to kill Claudio as Beatrice demanded. Seriously, my English teacher was laaaaame.

The hell? What sort of... I don't even... What a bad teacher!

Also I said pick one!

Oh arse! Pardon me, I've just got up. If I'm only allowed to pick one, then it would definitely have to be anything related to murder, theft isn't that bad I guess, but I could never kill anybody, as much as I'd like to.

Alrighty murder is a good one... It's not actually good though, I mean as a suggestion...I umm... Err... I'm not a murderer...

 

[Olikunmissile]

It's obviously Marriage he's singing about. I haven't even heard the song & yet it's clear to me.

The one thing I wouldn't do for love...
That's actually a pretty hard question.

Contract a terminal illness.

Actually one line of the song goes "I'd never lie to you and thats a fact" so that is what "that" is

As for what I wouldn't do, probably a lot of things.

... I think we have a winner. But you still have to pick one.

Give up on gaming for the rest of my life.

Get away from my Xbox, cur! -waves plastic sword menacingly-

... Stop following me!

 

[BossBax]

Anything I see on 4chan.

I dont wanna be nitpicking here but I think "anything" is more then one thing
But OT I do agree.
4chan is a baaad place. Don't go there alone!

 

[Plank of Wood]

I would never punch a swan in the face for love.

 

[cookieXkiller]

4chan is like aids once you get their it spreads
as for OT: id say eating a girl out ... =x i havent tried and i dont plan too , maybe one day after lots of alcohol

 

[electric discordian]

Well welcome the the late nineties! This song has been out nearly a decade or more! Anyway, what he won't do is cheat on her. It's in the lyrics at the end it's obvious and only lazy nineties comedians make any comedy mileage out of it!

Any way in response to the question, I would do pretty much anything for love. I am a nihilistic romantic!

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Give up on gaming for the rest of my life.

Get away from my Xbox, cur! -waves plastic sword menacingly-

... Stop following me!

I practically live in Off-Topic, you can't get rid of the Hare that easily!

 

[Hammer's Girl]

Murder I would be OK with in certain situations. If it was a 'prove you love me' then no but to protect someone I loved... (from being murdered themselves, not stubbing their toe or something)

OT:
Sleep with someone other than my boyfriend, even if he asked me to