TrulyBritish said:
Chimpzy said:
B-Cell said:
it was Doom game that involved a super soldier instead of badass Doom slayer
Doomguy? The grizzled brownhaired buzzcut-toting military white dude that played a large part in establishing the whole 'grizzled brownhaired buzzcut-toting military white dude as protagonist in a FPS" archetype? The superhuman power fantasy that runs as fast as a car, lugs around half a ton of guns and ammo and takes bullets to the face like pornstars take money shots?
I have no idea of what to make of this comment. I think there is some profound poignancy in it, a genius that challenges on so many levels. Or maybe it's just hilarious. Either way, I absolutely love it.
I like the way that it's apparently too far for B-Cell.
Military dude who happy to slaughter demons for fun, speeds round like the frickin RoadRunner and carries an arsenal to make an NRA-nut salivate? Sounds great!
Make him a super soldier? "Rah rah rah this isn't Doom!"
Because super soldiers can't be badass demon slayers...
You say that as if B-Cell ever had a coherent opinion.
As far as I can tell, it's always...
"im b-cell my friend
every unreleased game is game of the year and anythign any shooter does differently to Doom 1994 make is absolute shit my friend
i only care about feeling badass and any growth depth and/or character development makes dumb and a pussy my friend
i hate women in my games because they're gross and have coooooooties my friend
myfriendmyfriendmyfriendmyfriend"
And he never stops calling people his friend, no matter how much they tell him to stop or that they hate him.
It's annoying as all fuck.
