If Jesus was your brother what would you do?

[Snowstar of Ice]

Questions in the title,

If I was his brother I would try to give him a wedgie.

 

[Johnnyallstar]

But aren't all men brothers?

 

[KingofallCosmos]

Get a good life insurance for my brother?

Convince him to get a mohawk?

Ow I know. Open up an all you can eat and drink fish 'n wine restaurant.

 

[Ldude893]

Hang out, what else?
Take away the fact that he's probably not even real. If he were alive, he'd make a good brother.

P.S.: What is this I don't even

 

[Optional Opinion]

Drink his blood and eat his flesh.

 

[Bobic]

Hang out, what else?
Take away the fact that he's probably not even real. If he were alive, he'd make a good brother.

P.S.: What is this I don't even

That's not so bad, the text is just upside down. Simply flip your keyboard around and type it in. Should work fine.

OT: I'd probably get annoyed at being considered the bad brother. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a complete asshole or anything but, compared to Jesus, I really can't compete.

 

[bulldogftw]

Force him to make the ponies real.

 

[Lionsfan]

I think Barats and Bereta did a skit on this, only Jesus was your frat brother not biological.

For me I would show him off and gloat...cause I'm petty like that

Edit: Correction, the skit was about God's "Other Son"- Wesley.

 

[Spineyguy]

This:


Or possibly just convince him to publish an autobiography, I think the world needs one of those.

 

[Nero09]

Oh how well this fits with my avatar

 

[Jester00]

who was jesus again? wasn't that the random guy some stupid people decided to love?

 

[Xaio30]

"Dude, why is your father such a douche?"

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I'd make him recite a parable, then respond with, "Cool story bro." 8D

 

[Hulon]

Beware - religiuos offense up ahead:

I'd probably ask him two things right away:

1. Bro, do you hate fags?
2. Hey! We might gain more (female) followers, if we consider women equal members of our sect and promote their rights as equal humans in public - so should we?

That way we might alter history in very interesting ways - either dooming women and homosexuals to eternal moral oppression or freeing them in an instant.


I'd hate the family dinners though - he always drags this bunch of unemployed followers with him. And not just two - twelve of em!

Bonus questions:

- What's the actual question for the answer 42?
- Could you really defeat Optimus Prime?
- Can you teach me the Kamehameha?
- Could you please say: "I am Jesus Christ and this is my favorite store in Jerusalem!" ?
- Do you know a Brian?

 

[Angerwing]

- Could you please say: "I am Jesus Christ and this is my favorite store in Jerusalem!" ?
- Do you know a Brian?

Winner!

But yeah, I'd totally get him to give me magical powers, or some shit.

 

[Rhys95]

1. Tell him to get the fundamentalists to remove thier Heads from thier arses and lighten up.
2. Get a swimming pool and make him turn all the water into wine

 

[SckizoBoy]

Do as James did... or at least try to.

Serious answer out of the way, I'd say something like: 'Bro, you're supposed to be the sword of retribution... or whatever, learn to fight at least...'

 

[Total LOLige]

Hang out, what else?
Take away the fact that he's probably not even real. If he were alive, he'd make a good brother.

P.S.: What is this I don't even

archeologists have supposedly found evidence of his existence.

OT: I would make smite the casts of only way is essex, Geordie shore, jersey shore, made in chelsea and other shit like that

 

[AgentNein]

Oh how well this fits with my avatar

God damnit, someone beat me to Craig Christ.

Captcha: 1989 Levented. Aaaalright.