If pokemon were real, they would be freaking scary

[regallmighty]

image your walked down the street all of a sudden you see this turtle the size of your house with tank cannons coming out of its shell coming right towards you!!!!!

If Pokémon were real, they would be scary...
What would be the scariest Pokemon to run into if they were real?

 

[Julianking93]

Pokemon's fucking terrifying as a cartoon!

 

[El Poncho]

Steelix/Onix, come on, your fucked if you see them.

 

[Metric Monkey]

Groudon or something huge, obviously.
Snorlax would be pretty damn cool though.
EDIT:

EDIT: Apparently, according to the weird text, this argument is invalid. Sorry for wasting your time, apparently my opinion doesn't matter.

[sub]sniff..[/sub]

Darn, you're right.

 

[lasherman]

Even the cute little ones could be deadly. "Hey there, little Pikachu, mind if I scratch your chin?" ZZAAAPP!

 

[HardRockSamurai]

I dunno about you guys, but I'd be pretty scared of Cubone:

Spoiler: What Cubone would look like in real life...Yikes...

I would also be scared of any of the gigantic pokemon (Snorlax) as well as the ones that look like regular animals, only on fire (Flareon, Moltres, etc).

 

[GrinningManiac]

Charizard (did I spell that right? Last time I was interested in this I was 10) would be fucking scary.

IT'S A FUCKING DRAGON!

EDIT: Apparently, according to the weird text, this argument is invalid. Sorry for wasting your time, apparently my opinion doesn't matter.

[sub]sniff..[/sub]

I'm getting that as well

Weird

OT: I remember once a year ago in a blazing moment of nostalgia, I wrote down all the original (Red + Blue) pokemon, and then created a fake zooilogical journal about how they would work in real life and how their behaviours would carry across

I still have it on my computer somewhere, I may post it if you want

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Apparently, according to the weird text, this argument is invalid. Sorry for wasting your time, apparently my opinion doesn't matter.

[sub]sniff..[/sub]

Apparently, nobodys opinion matters.

Although if mine did matter, it would be Jinx.

 

[piez13]

I dunno about you guys, but I'd be pretty scared of Cubone:

Spoiler: What Cubone would look like in real life...Yikes...

I would also be scared of any of the gigantic pokemon (Snorlax) as well as the ones that look like regular animals, only on fire (Flareon, Moltres, etc).

Woah Jesus! I never once really thought about the fact that it wears another animal's skull.

 

[Ekonk]

Spoiler

How about some credit where credit is due: http://light-schizophrenia.deviantart.com/

 

[Neonbob]

Gyrados.
Sure, Charizard and the other dragons are scary as hell, but Gyrados can fucking lurk under the water, waiting for your fat ass to go swimming or something.
At least with the land based ones, you have something of a chance.
Not with that giant snaky bastard, though.

 

[Kathinka]

how about the ones that can splatter your brain or fuck with your mind just for the hell of it? this things provide high octane nightmare fuel by the gallon!

 

[Ironsouled]

Uhhh... the dewd with the psychics Allakhazam or w/e. He'd say F*ck you and you would suffer a mssive headsplosion. this seems a bad thing to me, just think about a headsplosion!

 

[Gorrister]

Picture this. You're swimming in the ocean, your yacht lolling about lazily in the water. Pale moonlight streaks across the waves in a brilliant shimmering silver.You feel great. Beyond great since you had that six pack, but hey, it's not like anyones there to check up on you right? This place is deserted, it took you 4 hours to find it from the mainland.

Except you didn't bother to check why this place was so deserted. You didn't notice the signs on the way out (hey, you were hardly gonna get pulled over for a DUI, so why not have a few brewskis at the wheel?). You didn't notice the titanium alloy fence that you bumped over, hazily just batting away that it was "a rough wave". And you certaintly didn't notice the radio report to stay away from this area.

But the Gyrados has noticed you...

 

[Axle_Bullitt_19]

Oh hell yes.

Spoiler: exibit a

 

[Calobi]

I dunno about you guys, but I'd be pretty scared of Cubone:

Spoiler: What Cubone would look like in real life...Yikes...

IT'S SO CUTE!!!! I want one now.

Edit: On topic, I would be most afraid of the ones that can blow themselves up. I mean, sure most of them are relatively small, but they explode then COME BACK TO LIFE GOOD AS NEW! That is the most terrifying zombie ever.

 

[wordsmith]

Gengar.

It'd fuck you up and you *wouldn't even know it was there*

 

[Pimppeter2]

Gyrados.
Sure, Charizard and the other dragons are scary as hell, but Gyrados can fucking lurk under the water, waiting for your fat ass to go swimming or something.
At least with the land based ones, you have something of a chance.
Not with that giant snaky bastard, though.

*Shuffles papers*

Gyrados is.... a ninja?