If real animals were Pokemon... Who would be in your team?

[TomLikesGuitar]

Yeah yeah, blatant rip off of another thread, big whoop.

The only rules are no extinct animals, and if you feel like specifying moves, you can't use any that the animal couldn't actually do in RL. Like, if you had full control over what they did, you could probably surf on a shark, but couldn't make it generate ice or something.

I'd probably go with
1: A Doberman
Type: Normal
Moves: Bite, Tackle, Bite Harder, OMFGBite

2: A Polar Bear
Type: Ice
Moves: Bite, Tackle, Punch, Claw

3: A Tarantula
Type: Poison
Moves: Poison Bite, Scare Shitless, Shoe Evasion, Did I say Bite?

4: A Blue Whale
Type: Water
Moves: Surf (just riding on him), Blow Water, Tail Slap, Dive

5: A really fucking big Andean Condor
Type: Bird
Moves: Fly, Sand Attack, Wing Slap, Talon Claw

6: A Cobra
Type: Snake
Moves: Intimidate, Poison Bite, Coil, Slither

Try to beat that shit.

 

[GrinningManiac]

An orangutan (preferably named the Librarian)

Type : Primate (not monkey!)

Moves: Beat Senseless, Rip off Arm, Squash Head, Claw off Face

 

[GrinningManiac]

double post

 

[Crazy_Dude]

An electric Eel.

Type: Electric

Moves: Thundershock Thunderwave Quick Attack Charge

 

[TomLikesGuitar]

An orangutan (preferably named the Librarian)

Type : Primate (not monkey!)

Moves: Beat Senseless, Rip off Arm, Squash Head, Claw off Face

Go Tarantula!

Tarantula uses Scare Shitless.

The Librarian (lol) flinched.

Tarantula uses Shoe Evasion.

The move failed.

 

[TomLikesGuitar]

An electric Eel.

Type: Electric

Moves: Thundershock Thunderwave Quick Attack Charge

Go Blue Whale!

Blue Whale uses Dive.

Electric Eel uses ?...

 

[unicron44]

1. Grizzly Bear

Type: Badass

Abilities: Eat Timothy Treadwell and terrorize Alec Baldwin

2. Bald Eagle

Type: Flying

Attacks: Spread American pride and choke other Pokemon with American flags

3. Poodle

Type: Dog

Attacks: Being snooty and taking dump and making you step in it.

4. Fly

Type: Bug

Attacks: Turn into Jeff Goldblum and bite you and make you ill

5. Horse

Type: Animal

Attacks: Getting scared of loud noises and mule kicking you

6. Aligator

Type: Water

Attacks: Deadly stare

 

[MrLumber]

Prizzly (Grizzly polar bear hybrid)

Type Normal/Ice

Moves: Maul, Crush, Eat, Kick Ass



Nile Crocodile

Type Water, Ground

Moves: Consume, Ambush, Death Roll, Drown


Irukandji (Its a tiny ass jellyfish)

Type Water, Ghost

Moves: Be Damn Tiny, Delayed Mega Venom, Sit Around, Be Damn Surprising

I would just get doubles after that.

 

[Mr. Omega]

Gorrila
Fighting
Roar, Pump Up, Mega Punch, Thrash

Great White Shark
Water
Bite, Fury Attack, Crunch, Aqua Jet
Item: Lazer, which would be attatched to it's head

Poison Dart Frog
Poison
Bounce, Poison Jab, Charm (awww, it's so cute POISON dead.), Quick Attack

Grizzly Bear
Normal
Slash, Roar, Bite, Take Down

Bat
Flying
Supersonic (would that work?), Bite, Scratch, Fly

Rhino
Normal
Thrash, Double Edge, Horn Attack, Stomp

 

[C95J]

An orangutan (preferably named the Librarian)

Type : Primate (not monkey!)

Moves: Beat Senseless, Rip off Arm, Squash Head, Claw off Face

you just REALLY made me want to play Metro 2033 thanks!

 

[El Poncho]

1: A Maine Coon
Type: Dark
Moves: Crunch, Swipe, Charm, SHOOP DA WOOP

2: A MANatee
Type: Water/Fighting
Moves: Hydro Punch, Tail Pound, MANatee up, Thrash

Uh will think of more later...maybe.

 

[C95J]

Name: Platypus.

Type: WTF?

Moves: Poison Swipe, Confuse, Bill Attack.


Name: Chuck Norris.

Type: He is every type.

Moves: Roundhouse kick.

 

[Dapper Ninja]

I need one thing and one thing only -

Grizzly Bear

Type: Normal/Dark

Moves: Bite, Maim, Murder, Psychic, Tear Off Face

Yes, it does know five moves. And it's psychic. You do not question these things.

 

[TomLikesGuitar]

Rapist

Type: Dark

Attacks: Sleep Powder, Pound

Holy fucking shit lol.

 

[spartan1077]

An orangutan (preferably named the Librarian)

Type : Primate (not monkey!)

Moves: Beat Senseless, Rip off Arm, Squash Head, Claw off Face

Recipre for Librarian's surprise;

Ook.

Translated- grab banana
peel banana
eat banana

Or something along those lines

OT: I would pick a brown widow
Type: Spider
Moves: Look normal, bite, poison, eat

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Jeff Goldblum

Type: Chaotic

Attacks: Growling, Chaotic Theory, Monotone Rant

 

[Athol]

1: Siberian Tiger
Type: Cat
Moves: Maul, Tackle, Claw, Stealth Ambush, Intimidating Roar

2: Kodiak Bear
Type: Bear
Moves: Bite, Tackle, Crush, Dismember

3: Timber Wolf
Type: Dog
Moves: Bite, Tackle, Intimidating Stare, Intimidating Howl

4: Chimpanzee
Type: Primeape
Moves: Stealth Ambush, Strangle, Bite, Smash, Fling Poop

5: Saltwater Crocodile
Type: Crocodile
Moves: Intimidating Stare, Stealth Ambush, Bite, Death Roll

6: Anaconda
Type: Snake
Moves: Intimidate, Crush, Bite, Consume

 

[GrinningManiac]

An orangutan (preferably named the Librarian)

Type : Primate (not monkey!)

Moves: Beat Senseless, Rip off Arm, Squash Head, Claw off Face

Go Tarantula!

Tarantula uses Scare Shitless.

The Librarian (lol) flinched.

Tarantula uses Shoe Evasion.

The move failed.

Librarian used Squash Head

IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE

Librarian eats bannana

IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE

Librarian ran away

...IT'S STILL SUPER EFFECTIVE