if the above avatar broke into my house I would:

[SteakHeart]

Crush him. CRUSHCRUCHCRUSH-

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wonder how it got out of it's advanced containment facility and found itself in my house, which is on a little island that is surrounded by a large wall so that I would be able to handle a zombie apocalypse.

 

[SteakHeart]

It just did. That sentence alone drives the intruder insane.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Wonder how it escaped its cell.

 

[SteakHeart]

It's still in its cell. The cell crushes her in its door.

 

[i don't know]

throw scp-173's decapitated head at the sign, hahahaha, that thing is made out of concrete!

 

[SteakHeart]

Lock him in my avatar's cell. "Oh, crap, it's empty!"

 

[i don't know]

use my crystal meth and jump out of the roof of the cell Peter Griffin style.

 

[zHellas]

Shoot him in the face. It might be high.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Chase it out of my house with a shoe.

 

[i don't know]

chase it out of my house with my awesome engi face.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Sap his sentry and then backstab him when he tries to fix it.

 

[Robert632]

Break into her house while she's breaking into mine.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Utterly destroy his soul.

 

[i don't know]

utterly eat a cow's udder. lol

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wonder what he's on.

 

[i don't know]

meth, want some? Just take it outside of my house because it gives people the urge to jump through the ceiling.

 

[Jamiemitsu]

Accept the meth, shit in his/its hat. I'm such a gentleman, you see.

 

[i don't know]

put shitted on hat on his face, you dirtbag!

 

[SteakHeart]

Poo on it.