If vaccines are so good, why are Amiibos so hard to find?

[Hazy992]

I've had all the vaccines! Tetanus, Measles, Mumps, Polio, Johto, Commando, Tango! My veins are like burst copper pipes they're so vaccined!

So why is it that the Charizard Amiibo is already sold out on Amazon? It's not out until April!

Better yet, where was vaccines last year at Wrestlemania when Brock Lesnar ended The Undertaker's streak? You can't explain that!

Checkmate Atheists!

[BORK INTENSIFIES]

 

[Lilani]

How the fuck should I know?

What I want to know is if Vitamin C helps my immune system, why do I shit rainbows every other Tuesday?

 

[Mezahmay]

I'd just like to take a moment to thank goodness that Nintendo doesn't manufacture vaccines. Otherwise there'd be like 30,000 of each to go around to the entire US. However, if all you had to do was tap an Amiibo directly to your arm or forehead or something to get vaccinated against a disease, I feel a lot more people would be willing to get them.

 

[Hazy992]

How the fuck should I know?

What I want to know is if Vitamin C helps my immune system, why do I shit rainbows every other Tuesday?

The Surgeon General said that can happen if you drink too much Clamato.

 

[Lilani]

How the fuck should I know?

What I want to know is if Vitamin C helps my immune system, why do I shit rainbows every other Tuesday?

The Surgeon General said that can happen if you drink too much Clamato.

I see. Now the REAL question is, what does that have to do with Howard Stern's butt crack?

 

[sageoftruth]

How the fuck should I know?

What I want to know is if Vitamin C helps my immune system, why do I shit rainbows every other Tuesday?

The Surgeon General said that can happen if you drink too much Clamato.

I see. Now the REAL question is, what does that have to do with Howard Stern's butt crack?

Hmmph! I guess that shows what little you know about Jane Austen's hairdresser.

 

[Lilani]

How the fuck should I know?

What I want to know is if Vitamin C helps my immune system, why do I shit rainbows every other Tuesday?

The Surgeon General said that can happen if you drink too much Clamato.

I see. Now the REAL question is, what does that have to do with Howard Stern's butt crack?

Hmmph! I guess that shows what little you know about Jane Austen's hairdresser.

Oh RIGHT, coming from somebody who probably doesn't know how many canaries Patrick Stewart knitted sweaters for last year (hint: a hell of a lot more than that lazy-ass Ben Franklin ever did).

 

[Worgen]

The real question is.

Spoiler: Do you like bananas?

 

[sageoftruth]

How the fuck should I know?

What I want to know is if Vitamin C helps my immune system, why do I shit rainbows every other Tuesday?

The Surgeon General said that can happen if you drink too much Clamato.

I see. Now the REAL question is, what does that have to do with Howard Stern's butt crack?

Hmmph! I guess that shows what little you know about Jane Austen's hairdresser.

Oh RIGHT, coming from somebody who probably doesn't know how many canaries Patrick Stewart knitted sweaters for last year (hint: a hell of a lot more than that lazy-ass Ben Franklin ever did).

How DARE you! I'll have you know that I am a certified expert in all matters postage-stamp related.

 

[Hazy992]

How the fuck should I know?

What I want to know is if Vitamin C helps my immune system, why do I shit rainbows every other Tuesday?

The Surgeon General said that can happen if you drink too much Clamato.

I see. Now the REAL question is, what does that have to do with Howard Stern's butt crack?

Howard Stern.

Howard.

Howard The Duck.

Howard The Duck is written by Marvel Comics.

Marvel Comics.

Marvel Comics are owned by Disney.

Disney also owns Star Wars.

Star Wars was created by George Lucas.

George Lucas is friends with Steven Spielberg.

Steven Spielberg directed E.T.

E.T.

E.T. is an alien.

Reptoids are also alien.

Reptoids control the Illuminati.

Howard Stern's buttcrack Illuminati confirmed!

 

[TakerFoxx]

Because Stacy won't give me my serving plate back.

I mean, duh.

 

[Barbas]

'Cos the best things are hard to find. It's the fine, invisible balancing act of the Maker. Who is on my side. Vote Republican.

 

[Albino Boo]

How the fuck should I know?

What I want to know is if Vitamin C helps my immune system, why do I shit rainbows every other Tuesday?

May I suggest that you stop eating Bronies on Monday. I did and cleared my ingrown toenail

 

[000Ronald]

I've had all the vaccines! Tetanus, Measles, Mumps, Polio, Johto, Commando, Tango! My veins are like burst copper pipes they're so vaccined!

So why is it that the Charizard Amiibo is already sold out on Amazon? It's not out until April!

...beg pardon? I'm not entirely certain how those two things are connected.

Better yet, where was vaccines last year at Wrestlemania when Brock Lesnar ended The Undertaker's streak? You can't explain that!

You...you do know what a vaccine is, right? It has nothing to do with professional wrestling or Super Smash Bros. It keeps you from catching debilitating diseases. Like polio. Have you ever caught polio? If not, then there's where your vaccines were.

Checkmate Atheists!

...no? My religious beliefs are a hybrid of Gnosticism and Taoism, but they're there.

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

Because every year there's a new strain you need to vaccinate for. Duh that's just science the germs are evolving.

Also because it's the will of the old five eyed crow God, who will rise again to fight the scuttling spiders of the earth.

 

[Hazy992]

I've had all the vaccines! Tetanus, Measles, Mumps, Polio, Johto, Commando, Tango! My veins are like burst copper pipes they're so vaccined!

So why is it that the Charizard Amiibo is already sold out on Amazon? It's not out until April!

...beg pardon? I'm not entirely certain how those two things are connected.

People keep telling me how great and vital they are, so why do bad things keep happening? Did you know that some guy bought thousands of dollars of Rosalinas just so other people couldn't? I wanted a Rosalina but I'm gonna get scalped out the ass! Where were vaccines then?!

Better yet, where was vaccines last year at Wrestlemania when Brock Lesnar ended The Undertaker's streak? You can't explain that!

You...you do know what a vaccine is, right? It has nothing to do with professional wrestling or Super Smash Bros. It keeps you from catching debilitating diseases.

Well so they say. Somebody else told me they'd pay my overdraft but they didn't, so I don't know what to believe anymore.

Like polio. Have you ever caught polio? If not, then there's where your vaccines were.

Is it as bad as Cilantro? I doubt it.

Checkmate Atheists!

...no? My religious beliefs are a hybrid of Gnosticism and Taoism, but they're there.

 

[DementedSheep]

I've had all the vaccines! Tetanus, Measles, Mumps, Polio, Johto, Commando, Tango! My veins are like burst copper pipes they're so vaccined!

So why is it that the Charizard Amiibo is already sold out on Amazon? It's not out until April!

...beg pardon? I'm not entirely certain how those two things are connected.

Better yet, where was vaccines last year at Wrestlemania when Brock Lesnar ended The Undertaker's streak? You can't explain that!

You...you do know what a vaccine is, right? It has nothing to do with professional wrestling or Super Smash Bros. It keeps you from catching debilitating diseases. Like polio. Have you ever caught polio? If not, then there's where your vaccines were.

Checkmate Atheists!

...no? My religious beliefs are a hybrid of Gnosticism and Taoism, but they're there.

I know there is all sorts of stupid in this world and it can be hard to tell at times but I'm 99.9% sure the OP is joking and mocking the anti-vaccine conspiracy theory lot.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

It's because of that there gay marriage stuff.

Everyone knows you can't be gay and married! Marriage automatically makes you angry and depressed!

[small]*whisper whisper*[/small]

...what the hell do homosexuals have to do with gay marriage?!

 

[Sordin]

YOU'RE NOT ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS! If Vaccines begin with a V and so does Tuesday why isn't the Princess Bride on netflix? Game. Set. Match.