If you could ask Mario anything?

[Sonata Nights]

So my question is this. If you could ask Mario any question what would it be?

I?ve been lurking in the forums for about a year now, happy enough reading everybody else?s discussions. But that?s changed now. It all started when I became really bored recently and started making short amateur cartoon videos as hobby and I want to do a one about Mario. My idea is he gets asked question and they can be anything from things relating to Mario to things that are really random. I?ve thought of some ideas but now I?m stuck.

 

[Radeonx]

"Why do you keep going after Peach? She isn't even that hot."

 

[DanDeFool]

You ever actually do any plumbing?

or

How the hell can you jump six times your height?

 

[DanDeFool]

DP - Disregard

 

[Xenetethrae]

"How come the castle septic tank is backed up? We hired you to do the plumbing, not fight mutant turtles and mushrooms."

 

[Leemaster777]

"Why do you keep going after Peach? She isn't even that hot."

Let me ask you this, is there anyone ELSE in the kingdom even remotely attractive? Cause I'm pretty sure Mario doesn't go for the mushroom-girls.

I'd ask him the secret to jumping. I mean, he's a chubby dude, I need to know how he defies gravity!

 

[Arawn.Chernobog]

How high are you right now?

 

[PayneTrayne]

You ever actually do any plumbing?

or

How the hell can you jump six times your height?

I believe Noir Mario would reply with: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A PLUNGER IN DESE HANDS!

Seriously, There Will Be Brawl, check it out.

 

[Radeonx]

"Why do you keep going after Peach? She isn't even that hot."

Let me ask you this, is there anyone ELSE in the kingdom even remotely attractive? Cause I'm pretty sure Mario doesn't go for the mushroom-girls.

I'm sure that there is someone who is at least on the same level as Peach. Probably doesn't get kidnapped as much, either. At the very least, there's Daisy.
Now, she's probably much poorer, but I'm sure that Mario could just take over the kingdom once Peach gets kidnapped for the 400th time.

 

[Leemaster777]

"Why do you keep going after Peach? She isn't even that hot."

Let me ask you this, is there anyone ELSE in the kingdom even remotely attractive? Cause I'm pretty sure Mario doesn't go for the mushroom-girls.

I'm sure that there is someone who is at least on the same level as Peach. Probably doesn't get kidnapped as much, either. At the very least, there's Daisy.
Now, she's probably much poorer, but I'm sure that Mario could just take over the kingdom once Peach gets kidnapped for the 400th time.

Eh, Daisy's secretly a *****. Plus, Mario loves blondes. That's why he dumped Pauline (I think that's her name).

 

[Osaka117]

Do you ever yell out "Hadouken!" when you shoot fire flowers?

 

[Netrigan]

When are you going to rehab for your obvious mushroom addiction?

 

[Veldel]

Can I get your power ups and beat people up also?


also the SECRET TO ULITMATE JUMPING

 

[Viewtiful Dan]

How much ravioli do you eat a day?

He's cpnstantly running and fighting all sorts of monstronsities yet he stays chubby. How is that possible?

 

[ADDLibrarian]

What IS your last name...somehow I just don't believe the movie that it's "Mario".

 

[Leemaster777]

"Why do you keep going after Peach? She isn't even that hot."

Let me ask you this, is there anyone ELSE in the kingdom even remotely attractive? Cause I'm pretty sure Mario doesn't go for the mushroom-girls.

I'd ask him the secret to jumping. I mean, he's a chubby dude, I need to know how he defies gravity!

Let ME ask you THIS are there any other women or single women whatsoever

I say single because of daisy and toadette

Exactly my point. The Mushroom Kingdom isn't exactly the best place to meet women.

Wait... does that mean that the Toads reproduce asexually?

 

[ZeroMachine]

How in the flying FUCK do you double jump? Seriously! It's again the laws of physics! It makes no sense!

Enlighten me, please!

 

[Alphakirby]

Why don't you use the coins you collect to buy an electric fence to put around Peach's castle so you don't have to save her all the time,oh and remember to get the anti-air missles too,flying koopas can be a *****