If you could be anyone from the escapist for a day who would you be?

[2fish]

Also what would you do for that day?

I would be Graham Stark, as I like his sense of humor. For my day I would just live his normal day for two reasons.
1. His life must be awesome compared to mine
2. I am far to lazy to grow a beard and while I would be temped to rob a bank I might settle just for shaving off his beard and puttung it on my face.

What do my fellow escapists think?

-2fish

 

[Stoic raptor]

Myself, I have no idea.

I am certain though many people will pick Furburt, or any of the other famous posters.

EDIT: I have this feeling I misunderstood your question.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I'd be Doraleous. You never said it had to be an actual person.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Who ever voices Neebs on Doraleous & Associates.

As for memebers? I dunno.

 

[Tuddle]

Timtimfed just to find out what it would be like to be the user that created Doomsday Arcade.

 

[Junkle]

Yahtzee. As lots of other people will probably be jumping on this...
Basically just so I can make snarky remarks at everyone, which is admittedly what I pretty much do anyway. Just without as much internet fame.

 

[Anarchemitis]

The AdServer.
Providing relevant and hilarious advertisements for everyone without adblocker. Like archtypical movie posters.

 

[Zechnophobe]

Whoever is currently dating/married/engaged to Kathleen De Vere. Would give me ample time for... uh, interesting conversations about things. Things Involving gaming. Or at least Role Playing.

 

[Irridium]

Whoever runs the servers for the site.

So I can turn them off and on over and over again just to fuck with people.

 

[Trivun]

Whoever is currently dating/married/engaged to Kathleen De Vere. Would give me ample time for... uh, interesting conversations about things. Things Involving gaming. Or at least Role Playing.

So, Graham Stark then. Graham and Kathleen are together, and that was even referenced in the 'Hot Water At PAX' LRR video (which coincidentally I just this minute watched)...

And on that note, I'd love to be Paul Saunders for a day. Partly because of his awesome beard, and partly because he has a really cool voice. Seriously, who here has watched Unskippable, ENN or LRR and not wished to have Paul's voice?

As a side-note, I'm betting pretty good odds (about 1:100, that's odds on) that nobody will want to be me for a day...

 

[Jfswift]

I'd prefer someone from my friend's list. They have similar interests and it would be fun to see what a day is like for them.

 

[Random Argument Man]

I would take control of Incredible Bullshitting Man. I would try to know his secret so he would finally lose a link duel. (It's always somekind of draw...).

 

[Matt_LRR]

I'll be just over here, waiting for someone to name me, and then I will proceed to feel awesome about myself for a few minutes.

Carry on.

-m

 

[Trivun]

I'll be just over here, waiting for someone to name me, and then I will proceed to feel awesome about myself for a few minutes.

Carry on.

-m

Awwww, poor Matt... Don't worry, I could always be Paul one day and you the next . Not sure where your conciousnesses would go, actually, that's probably a bit of a concern...

 

[Kagim]

I'd be Kagim, hes awesome just read these reviews!

Your a very handsome young man... If not a bit funny in the head -My Mom

You always seem to be asleep in my class - My English 103 teacher

Fuck off I'm playing pokemon - My Fiance.

Man that Kagim rules!

{Yes, i messaged my mom and teacher for those reviews... And yes that's what my darling wife to be said to me as well. Shes doing the Olympic thing in Soul Silver)

 

[Gxas]

THEMANWHOIS

Why?

He knows why.

 

[Souplex]

I would be that awesome Souplex guy. He's so dreamy!

 

[WaffleCopters]

i would say Yahtzee, but it just wouldnt work. i like too many games.

 

[concupiscentcrustace]

Whoever is currently dating/married/engaged to Kathleen De Vere. Would give me ample time for... uh, interesting conversations about things. Things Involving gaming. Or at least Role Playing.

So, Graham Stark then. Graham and Kathleen are together, and that was even referenced in the 'Hot Water At PAX' LRR video (which coincidentally I just this minute watched)...

And on that note, I'd love to be Paul Saunders for a day. Partly because of his awesome beard, and partly because he has a really cool voice. Seriously, who here has watched Unskippable, ENN or LRR and not wished to have Paul's voice?

me...but then again i'm a girl, and it just wouldn't fit.
I'd be that blond guy from LRR.....whats his name...tim? (just kidding matt)