If you could fill a pool with...

[Deathkingo]

Alright! You just received a large pool, but you are unable to fill it with water...because...if you do, bad things will happen.

Baaaaad things.

So, you have a pool,unlimited funds, and (hopefully) a broad imagination. What do you fill this pool with? I would fill mine with either Reese's Puffs, or liquid oxygen.

 

[Cherry Cola]

With the blood of my enemies.

Laziest bloodbath ever!

 

[Souplex]

I would fill it with lava.

 

[Robert632]

liquified rabbit skins mixed in jell-o.

 

[Tourette]

Salma Heyak, Beyonce, Penelope Cruz, Lucy Lui, Gabrielle Union, Rebecca Romain and Beer.

 

[grimsprice]

liquid oxygen.

Very. Bad. Idea. of the century.


I'd fill it with tritium oxide. Fuck yeah. It would probably kill me from radiation poisoning. But there's always the very small chance i will turn into the hulk.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Dead Frenchmen

 

[lolandrew4]

Jello, or napalm

 

[LordGarbageMan]

Jews, ecstasy, egg nog, all possibilities. Or all of those at once.

 

[Scumpernickle]

Chocolate pudding

 

[geldonyetich]

Inane forum threads.

Nah, no matter how big the pool is, there's no way it'd accommodate them all.

 

[Kollega]

Recycled bicycles. Or grape juice. Or a bunch of drunk Lombaxes. Or nanorobots. Or dynamite sticks. Or everything i listed and a bit of rosmarine, then drink it. That would make me transform into OMGWTFBBQ-Man!

 

[USSR]

..geese.

 

[Disaster Button]

Jelly. Raspberry flavoured and the people trapped inside can be the fruit bits.
But the jelly would be solid enough, and bouncy enough, for me to jump on it like trampoline and swim in it and eat it because its magical jelly.

I would fill it with lava.

Weird my first thought was lava.. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

 

[Just Pman]

Not water.


heh heh. Clever, no?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Ze skexy naked ladies?

wait the bottom ones would be crushed


No no.........................AH!! Pieces of paper that all have unique pieces of advice for every single day for the rest of my life, the advice will always be good and it will be for one tip for the situation that would benefit me the most all things (my own selfish desires included) considered.
And they will be magically in perfect or order that I pick them up, even if I pick them up by the group the will always be in order.

 

[Harold Donchee]

Women. Yep, had to be that guy.

Edit: Wow. Got ninja'd out of being that guy.

 

[Beardon65]

Liquid awesome, cookie dough, ice cream, pie and root beer floats. Including hot chicks and an unlimites bar. Epic pool ftw party anyone?