If you could make a Silent Protagonist talk, what would he/she say?

[TriggerHappyAngel]

If you could choose any Silent Protagonist from any game and give him/her a voice, how would that character talk, or what kind of epic quotes like "Eat shit and die!" would he say?

Personally I would love to hear Link(screaming =/= talking) say "Eat that biatchhhh" right before he jams his sword in some monster's throat

 

[Au Naturel.]

Link admitting that he just really needs to use the bathroom!

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I'd have Gordon Freeman saying "It'd never work between us, Alyx."
More to annoy fanboys than anything else.

 

[happydaleks]

yeah, sure, i'd love to hear protagonist from Myst saying "Eat shit and die!" ^__^

 

[Cookiegerard]

Just about in any game "No! That's a stupid idea! The last hundred people who went in there were killed, and you want me to go in there?!!"

 

[baddude1337]

In Fable 2 I'd have my character shout "GTFO!" when the entire town follows me into my damn house and traps me in.

 

[TheMetalGuy]

I would like Gordom Freeman (The only silent pentagonist i seem to remeber) to say something clever about psysics and tell us the gamers that the teleportation device isn't for cats. =X

 

[Lolth17]

I'd like to hear Samus say that that whiny ***** in The Other M wasn't actually her.

Also I'd like to hear Isaac Clarke from Dead Space say "No. No I will not go fix object X in creepy tunnel infested with necromorphs Y. You go fix it. I'm going to have a smoke in the computer room and ***** at you through a screen for a few levels you useless pricks." (and yes, I know he's going to talk in Dead Space 2, but somehow I doubt he'll say that, which was all I was shouting at the screen throughout the whole game).

 

[zHellas]

Gordon Freeman - "Fuck this shit, I'm gonna go get drunk."

Trainer from Pokemon - "I'm gonna help Team Rocket!"

Chell from Portal - "What the hell have I been smoking?"

 

[zHellas]

I'd like to hear Samus say that that whiny ***** in The Other M wasn't actually her.

Oh! That could be the plot for the sequel!

The Samus from The Other M turns out to be a clone and Real Samus has to go find and kill her before Fake Samus can fuck up everything.

 

[emeraldrafael]

I think I would have my character talk in a completely normal and usual voice and then criticize everyone in the party and reveal all their shortcomings Waiting... style. if you've seen the movie, you know what I mean, at the end when the new guy has a melt down.

 

[TheLiham]

Spoiler

I'd personally love to hear Revan declare his undying love for Canderous or Zaalbar

 

[WorldCritic]

I'd like my Fable 2 character to ask why Lucien's plan doesn't make sense.

 

[busterkeatonrules]

I think it would be fun to give Link the personality of an upbeat, optimistic go-getter - and a vocabulary of exactly one word.

For instance, "cheeseburger".

Engaging conversation: "Cheeseburger."
When attacking a foe: "Cheese-burr-GERRR!!"
When hit by foe: "CHEESEburger!"
Opening a chest: "CHEESEBURGER!"
Falling into pit: "CHEEeeeeseeeburge [small] e e e e[/small][sub] e r r r . . .[/sub]
Sad: "Cheeseburger..."
Dying: "Che e e e e e e s e. . . b . . (hrrg)"

Anyone care to try a different word?

 

[Sethzard]

Protagonist from survival horror games, "no, splitting up is a stupid idea, I don't care about covering more ground, I get pissed off when everyone else is picked off so I'm left to clean up this mess alone"

 

[llew]

any of them should say "so... its 500 of you against one of me... thats not fair! you don't stand a bloody chance! now that ive givebn you prior warning im going to count to 10 to give you the chance to run away and live, and if not... prepare for hell"

 

[theriddlen]

I don't think Gordon Freeman would say anything. He has too many important things to say at once, so he'd just remain silent.

 

[Zarmi]

I think it would be fun to give Link the personality of an upbeat, optimistic go-getter - and a vocabulary of exactly one word.

For instance, "cheeseburger".

Engaging conversation: "Cheeseburger."
When attacking a foe: "Cheese-burr-GERRR!!"
When hit by foe: "CHEESEburger!"
Opening a chest: "CHEESEBURGER!"
Falling into pit: "CHEEeeeeseeeburge [small] e e e e[/small][sub] e r r r . . .[/sub]
Sad: "Cheeseburger..."
Dying: "Che e e e e e e s e. . . b . . (hrrg)"

Anyone care to try a different word?

I would pay to see that. Would be so freakin' hilarious! xD