If you had to chop some off...

[cairocat]

So, I'm going to assume you are male for this. If you aren't, replace 'cutting off' with some sort of mutilation.

Anyway, that's always a great start, right?

So, Out of the six extremities (Head, LL, RL, RA, LR, Genitals) if you had to have three amputated, which would they be?

Oh, and don't say head. Please. That's just sad.

 

[cairocat]

Well jeez, why did you put head as an option?

I choose head.

..and two more?

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Well jeez, why did you put head as an option?

I choose head.

As do I.
Now I cannot cut anything else off. Take that, system.

 

[Kpt._Rob]

Yeah, if I'm going to have to lose three of those, I might just choose head... because seriously, that sucks. Big time. If you said I had to pick one to lose, I'd probably say bye to my left arm, but seriously, I can't pick three... I'd rather be dead than have to live the life that would result from losing three of my limbs...

 

[GiantSpiderGoat]

Are robotic replacements available? because then I will pick my Left arm and both my legs.

I only need my right hand and genitals anyway. (Sly wink)

 

[Pingieking]

Head. I'm fine with being dead more than missing a limb. Genital was never even considered.

 

[Nouw]

Head and arms.

I'll be like the Daft Punk robots!

 

[xdgt]

Head... hell just cut me to little pieces if it has to be 3 already...

 

[Zyst]

Head, not living as a criple

 

[TomLikesGuitar]

So, Out of the six extremities (Head, LL, RL, RA, LR, Genitals) if you had to have three amputated, which would they be?

Whats an LR?

I'd go with my legs and my genitals... Yeah, I'd prefer to play guitar for my whole life than walk or have sex.

 

[Kermi]

I choose legs first because I'd rather adjust to being in a wheelchair for life than lose either of my hands. Now once I've lost two legs I don't see myself getting laid very often, so let's go ahead and lose the genitals too. At least then I have an excuse for using my two remaining hands for endlessly playing video games.

 

[Free Thinker]

Both arms, only if I can get the General Warfield treatment from StarCraft 2. I want two robotic arms that can turn into cannons!

 

[Kwaren]

Head, not living as a criple

I second this.

 

[Kermi]

I choose legs first because I'd rather adjust to being in a wheelchair for life than lose either of my hands. Now once I've lost two legs I don't see myself getting laid very often, so let's go ahead and lose the genitals too. At least then I have an excuse for using my two remaining hands for endlessly playing video games.

You need to learn about the disabled. Losing your legs does not stop you from having sex.

Herp derp, because obviously i'm a retard who thinks amputees lose the capacity to have an interest in sex.

Son, I've been using the internet 17 years. I'm well aware what amputees are capable of in the bedroom.
I'm married. I'm sure my wife would love me just as much as if I lost two legs and she'd probably still make love to me to prove it, but I'd feel uncomfortable about it and deep down I'd always suspect her continuing commitment to me was borne out of pity and obligation, which would make sex depressing and uncomfortable.

Once I've become at least a double amputee, my life is changed and I don't forsee myself getting laid. Don't presume to educate me on what amputees can and can't do: I'm telling you what I'd do.

Now logically I can be more self-sufficient without legs than without arms, and more self sufficient with both hands than with one. I figure I'd rely on the chair anyway if I lose one leg hence I say lose both.

Would I want to lose both legs and my junk? Hell no. If I could choose just one thing to amputate it'd be my right leg, the knee is busted anyway. But the challenge is, realistically, to pick what two extremities I'd most like to keep assuming I keep living afterwards.

 

[smithy_2045]

I'd rather die than lose multiple arms/legs/genitals.

 

[SimuLord]

I choose head, because I'd rather lose it than multiple limbs and/or genitals.

 

[Dr. Whiggs]

I choose to trim my fingernails and lose ten, because apparently anything counts as an extremity these days.