If you had to fight anyone in the world who would you fight?

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Counter_Southpaw

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Inspired by Fight Club. Pretty simple really, if you had to fight any person, whether it be a celebrity or just your neighbor, who would it be?

I'd fight Christian Bale, just because I'd want to see if he'd call me professional or not.
 

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No holds barred match, no restrictions fistfight to teach someone a lesson? My mother.

A celebrity that would just be fun to fight against? Probably Jackie Chan. I would lose so bad, but it would be the best whopping I'd ever receive.
 

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Any 2 year old.

Yea, if I'm going to be forced into a fight I want to fight someone I know I can win against no matter what.
 

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The scrawniest bastard you can find. Strong I am not, and I'd rather not get my ass handed to me on a silver platter.
 

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Stephen Hawking, and I wouldn't fight him. I'd just walk away, no matter who I end up fighting. I don't want to fight people, because no matter what happens, someone loses.
 

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I'd like to get in a puch-up with Robin Williams. He seems like a pretty cool cat, besides he's like Sasquatch hairy. Not to mention I'd laugh my ass off.
 

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Karl Marx. I'd knock him out and redistribute his beard among the lower class.
 

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i would want to fight the ceo of BP and end it by tar and feathering him to symbolize what he did to the gulf, and then i would get obama to drop kick him and then we would get a group of pepole from england and the gulf to beat the crap out of him, the pepole from england because his democracy took there retirements and lite them on fire. then drop him out of a plane into the gulf to symbolize the plight of the animals more fully and to see if the amount of bullshit you have is directly proportionally to the size of splash you make!

in all seriousness (coughs and puts on pair of rimmed glasses) i would not wish to fight any one; but i would wish to exile bp management to the marshal islands and resume day-to-day militarily procedure and nuke the shit out of them.

I don't like BP and i like Beiber almost as much, however he gets off the hook... this time...
 

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Freeze_L said:
i would want to fight the ceo of BP and end it by tar and feathering him to symbolize what he did to the gulf, and then i would get obama to drop kick him and then we would get a group of pepole from england and the gulf to beat the crap out of him, the pepole from england because his democracy took there retirements and lite them on fire. then drop him out of a plane into the gulf to symbolize the plight of the animals more fully and to see if the amount of bullshit you have is directly proportionally to the size of splash you make!

in all seriousness (coughs and puts on pair of rimmed glasses) i would not wish to fight any one; but i would wish to exile bp management to the marshal islands and resume day-to-day militarily procedure and nuke the shit out of them.
You know, BP management isn't all that responsible. They aren't at all responsible for the actual accident, and as for lack of strategies for after the fuck up, well, it's kind of a problem the whole industry has everywhere. It's not exactly easy to stop a huge leak way underwater, and while they should have had at least some strategies, I doubt that all the blame should be on the shoulders of the current CEOs.
 

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Since this is so totally Fight Club related, I'll rip it off and say...

Ghandi. Yeah.

And the pope, because he's a douchebag.
 

Yureina

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Nobody.

If I actually "wanted" to fight someone, chances are it would end in murder. I don't ever desire to fight someone unless I develop a pathological hate for them, and if they reach that point with me they have also lost their status as a human being.

Now... if there was no consequence... no, not even then. I can't see myself beating someone up that isnt either dead or taken care of already.
 

Freeze_L

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Billion Backs said:
Freeze_L said:
i would want to fight the ceo of BP and end it by tar and feathering him to symbolize what he did to the gulf, and then i would get obama to drop kick him and then we would get a group of pepole from england and the gulf to beat the crap out of him, the pepole from england because his democracy took there retirements and lite them on fire. then drop him out of a plane into the gulf to symbolize the plight of the animals more fully and to see if the amount of bullshit you have is directly proportionally to the size of splash you make!

in all seriousness (coughs and puts on pair of rimmed glasses) i would not wish to fight any one; but i would wish to exile bp management to the marshal islands and resume day-to-day militarily procedure and nuke the shit out of them.
You know, BP management isn't all that responsible. They aren't at all responsible for the actual accident, and as for lack of strategies for after the fuck up, well, it's kind of a problem the whole industry has everywhere. It's not exactly easy to stop a huge leak way underwater, and while they should have had at least some strategies, I doubt that all the blame should be on the shoulders of the current CEOs.
hmm yes and no... i did not say it was directly there fault, however as management they should have told there underlings that not fixing violations was not ok, rather than the wink wink nudge nudge shit. also as the CEO he is ultimately responsible for every think that happens, just as Obama is ultimately responsible for all lasting effects. so BP scrwed up and the goal of this topic is who i want to fight and i want to fight no one. i would rather cheat and meet them for a round of fisticuffs and then give Biden a hat have him sit on a nuke and show them how real men destroy the environment!
 

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Chamale said:
Stephen Hawking, and I wouldn't fight him. I'd just walk away, no matter who I end up fighting. I don't want to fight people, because no matter what happens, someone loses.
I'd fight you.
And tape your feet to the floor so you couldn't walk away.
 

Counter_Southpaw

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Freeze_L said:
i would want to fight the ceo of BP and end it by tar and feathering him to symbolize what he did to the gulf, and then i would get obama to drop kick him and then we would get a group of pepole from england and the gulf to beat the crap out of him, the pepole from england because his democracy took there retirements and lite them on fire. then drop him out of a plane into the gulf to symbolize the plight of the animals more fully and to see if the amount of bullshit you have is directly proportionally to the size of splash you make!

I don't like BP and i like Beiber almost as much, however he gets off the hook... this time...
My dad knows him. Lololol.

I'd want to fight Borat too. And Bruno. And those guys who created Lazy Town. Hell yes.