If you had to go back in time, and kill one person...

[triggrhappy94]

... who would it be. Also, becuase no one wants to see Hitler 50 times, you can't say someone who someone else has already said. Be creative

EDIT: I or other escapists are fair game. I wont take it personaly, just quote this when you do so I know how long it take for someone to kill me

 

[UltimatheChosen]

If you HAD to?

Umm...

FDR. Not because I don't like him, but just to see what would happen.

 

[masseyguy911]

Myself, just to see how messed up that would be.
On a serious note, I guess it would be Caligula

 

[Jark212]

Marcus Junius Brutus, yes the Senator who assassinated Caesar...

For the Glory of Rome!!!

 

[nunqual]

My grandfather. Why not? What could go wrong?

 

[Simple Bluff]

It's kinda hard to be creative in a hitman thread.
Erm... maybe those guys that discovered that the temperature of space was a little above absolute zero. Its easy enough to prove, or so Im told, and it also happens to be substantial evidence for the big bang theory. So, after the hit, I'd "discover" it, then take all the glory for myself. Then write fifteen biographies, like everyone else these days.

 

[Mr Companion]

Michael Atkinson?

Seriously though I would pick... The very first fly. I damn well hate flies.
Thats right, I would make an entire species extinct, because I don't like em.

 

[WittyInfidel]

Thomas Edison. Then the world would have gone with Tesla instead.

 

[AceDefective]

Julius Caesar... just to mess with Jark212's plan

 

[m.zajac]

John Connor, so he could never fulfill his future role as leader of the resistance in the war against the machines.

 

[Jedoro]

Gandhi

Don't ask why, his name just popped into my head and I thought it'd be funny.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Thomas Edison. Then the world would have gone with Tesla instead.

Tesla was fucking awesome!

OT: Whoever didn't admit Hitler to art school. Then I would take his place and let him into the school, and thus (most likely) prevent WWII.

Course, it would be easier to just kill Hitler, but I've always been curious as to what kind of paintings he could have done if he had been accepted to art school and hadn't gone batshit psycho.

 

[flying_whimsy]

I'd go back in time and kill the person forcing me to go back in time and kill someone.

Poetic justice.

 

[AboveUp]

I'd go back to kill the last person that went back before he could kill anyone. Get a nice loop started.

 

[Funkiest Monkey]

I would kill my great, great, great, great Grandfather, then impregnate my great, great, great, great Grandmother.

Just for shits and gigs. See what happens.

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

Jesus. Just cause.

 

[Tator Salad]

Elanor Roosevelt ...

"did everything just taste like purple?"

 

[Robby Foxfur]

Helen Keller, i want to end her suffering. poor poor lass *shakes head*

 

[Citrus]

Mark David Chapman.

Who knows how many great songs that man prevented.

 

[Adzma]

George Lucas before he was able to ruin the classic trilogy and write the prequels. Something like this guy [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDCjIjsZp_Y].