If you had to have sex with someone outside your sexual preferences

[Erttheking]

This is probably a really freaking weird thread; but I'm curious. If you had to have sex with someone outside your sexual preferences, who would they be? In other words, if you're heterosexual name someone of the same gender, if you're homosexual name someone of the opposite gender, if you're asexual than just name someone, and if you're bisexual...uh...hi. The person can be a real person, a fictional character, or someone you made up on the spot.

Me? Solaire of Astoria. A geniunely nice guy in a shitty world, helps you out, playfully flirts with you reguardless of gender, and is totally worth 30 humanity to save? If it was Solaire it'd be ok. He's turning human again though, I draw the line at zombies. (The Ghoul strippers from Fallout NV still haunt my dreams)

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Well, let me just say that I'd go gay for David Tennant. He's an extremely sexy man.

 

[mitchell271]

Matt Heafy. Massive man-crush over here. He is a sexy, sexy man and he's a metalhead foodie. If only I could find a girl like that.

 

[Nouw]

Spoiler: How can you say no to dat ass?

MAI WAIFU <3

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Spoiler: How can you say no to dat ass?

MAI WAIFU <3

Yeah, "Hosted on zerochan.net. Use the share links provided instead!" is really sexy =P

 

[Nouw]

Spoiler: How can you say no to dat ass?

MAI WAIFU <3

Yeah, "Hosted on zerochan.net. Use the share links provided instead!" is really sexy =P

B-but it works for me D:

Spoiler: Nevermind, I have more ;3

 

[Bernzz]

There've been a few over the years. I won't deny that Johnny Depp and Hugh Jackman are attractive, as is Robert Downey Jr.

But I'll have to go with Neil Patrick Harris. Nothing beats NPH.

 

[dumbseizure]

Matt Bomer.

He is an incredibly sexy man.

Plus he knows how to wear the shit out of a suit.

 

[Zhukov]

While I'm secure enough in my sexuality to happily admit that George Clooney is one sexy guy, I still can't say I feel anything other than slightly ill at the thought of sticking bits of my anatomy in him.

Also, come to think of it, he's getting kind of old.

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

I would totally have sex with Steve Blum. Just listening to his voice is like an orgasm for my ears!

 

[gazumped]

if you're bisexual...uh...hi.

Hellooo!

Although on behalf of my straight (I think?) boyfriend - he does have a bit of a tendency to express admiration for members of his own sex. We were watching The Princess Bride the other day and during the beginning he was saying that Cary Elwes was so good looking he couldn't handle it.

I don't know if he meant that it was making him aroused or insecure or a mixture of both... I often find I feel a mixture of both when I'm viewing a particularly sexy lady. It usually goes along the lines of 'Look at that ***** with her great figure and fantastic boobs and amazing hair and Iloveyou.'

 

[Creator002]

Well, let me just say that I'd go gay for David Tennant. He's an extremely sexy man.

Yes, yes! Definitely Tennant. Hell, I'd give him a kiss regardless.

 

[Da Orky Man]

Real person:

Fictional person:

 

[Winji]

Morgan Freeman.
I wouldn't mind having sex with him as long as he keeps whispering something into my ear the whole time.

 

[Eleuthera]

I was going to be oh so funny and say "ugly people" fall outside my sexual preferences, but then you had to go and explain what you meant in the op...

OT: A non-dead Heath Ledger? Or maybe Sean Bean...

 

[Mycroft Holmes]

Anyone who isn't answering Neil Patrick Harris is a bad person or a female or gay already, but mostly just a bad person.

 

[Asclepion]

Really there are quite a lot.

 

[excalipoor]

Hi!

I can't think of a specific person, so just pick pretty much anyone over the age of 70. I mean, I'm not ageist or anything, but most of them fall outside my sexual preference. Oh, and probably anyone over 400 pounds, unless they're really, really tall.

 

[Olas]

Xerxes.

He's a giant 9 foot tall bald man wearing a speedo made of gold. What else could possibly need to be said?

Oh, and he gives great shoulder messages.

 

[Simon Pettersson]

I am bi sexual so it feels pretty weird ... but ehm outside of my sexual preference? Gadget Hackwrench as she isn't a human I think she fits the requirements