If you had to have sex with someone...

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If you had to have sex with someone of the same gender as you, (or the opposite gender if you're homosexual), who would it be? Yes, I know this is an old question, but I'd just like to see what the community here has to say about it.

For the record, if you're bi, sorry but this question doesn't really apply, and I suppose "Kill myself instead" is always an option if you're really that inclined against it.

Personally, I'm a straight guy and I'd have to say either Chris Hemsworth or Steven Wilson. ¯\_(&#12484_/¯

 

[Suave Charlie]

Stephen Fry, I imagine he would be gentle with me.

captcha: fuzzy wuzzy. That's right, it would be.. I hope.

 

[shrekfan246]

This guy, hands down. It would be legen- Wait for it! ...-dary!
[sub]I'm a little concerned with how quickly I could come up with that answer, though.[/sub]

 

[The Thinker]

Hmm... theoretically, in this game, could an asexual choose anyone?

OT: I dunno. Let me try to logic my way out of this situation, for giggles...

Aha! "Gender"! Not sex! Therefore, I could have sex with a women who wants to be a man, if I understand my alternative definitions of gender correctly.

 

[Ldude893]

The only possible choice, because he's just that attractive.

 

[Instant K4rma]

Go go gadget man-crush:

Chris Hemsworth​

THAT is one attractive dude, and I feel no shame in saying it.

 

[launchpadmcqwak]

Troy sanders (my avatar)...

 

[Sindaine]

Hmmmm...if Amy Lee staggered in shitfaced and willing and there was no one to see...yeah, that could work.

 

[Lazier Than Thou]

Will Cain, contributor to CNN and GBTV.

http://www.theblaze.com/contributor/willcain/

I don't know how to post pictures of him, but he's one of the few men that I can actually recognize as attractive. Most others are an indistinct blur that I never bother looking at.

 

[Fat Hippo]

There are some incredibly convincing transsexuals out there, who truly look like women, aside from their junk. So I'd probably go with one of them.

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

Yeah, I have to agree with Sober Thal, you're not straight if you have sex with someone of the same gender. Admiring ones looks however.....

[sub][sub]Also, this topic has been done to death already.[/sub][/sub]

 

[Risingblade]

I honestly have no idea. I don't find men attractive and this is something I have never put any thought to :/

 

[Nanaki316]

Bah I know I'm not supposed to answer as a bisexual but I love you guys for admitting your man crush is Chris Hemsworth, it's a common one among men. As a woman I too am completely in love with him but if I could hump a woman Milla Jovovich would probably top my list...

 

[RustlessPotato]

Well I'll answer the same thing I've answered on all the other threads...

Accept no substitutes.

 

[manic_depressive13]

I'd totally do my best friend. She's pretty as hell and we've been friends since we were in primary school so we've been through pretty much everything together. Unfortunately she's not gay so I've been quite thoroughly friendzoned.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

This guy, hands down. It would be legen- Wait for it! ...-dary!
[sub]I'm a little concerned with how quickly I could come up with that answer, though.[/sub]

I agree... He is a good looking chap, and also, being gay his experience should hopefully make the ordeal easier...

On the other hand:

Go go gadget man-crush:

Chris Hemsworth​

THAT is one attractive dude, and I feel no shame in saying it.

This guy will probably ruin me...

 

[Vegosiux]

See, I wouldn't want to "have to" have sex with someone of my preferred gender. Sex isn't worth shit if you don't actually want it. Contrary to popular belief, people don't seek to boink everything that happens to be the gender they like.