Where would you go first if you had a TARDIS? Sure you can go anywhere is space and time; but where to go first. Personally I'd like to go to the end of the universe...see if I can travel past it and find out what is on the other side.
If you had your very own TARDIS
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Given that wherever you want it to go, either it sends you to some nightmarish deathworld by mistake, or wherever you wanted to go turns out to be nightmarish deathworld anyway, I'd totally be able to snatch up loads of Australian tourist money. Also, there'd be plenty of leg room.
First place I'd want to visit?
Of course in evolutionary terms the point is almost indefinable, but I'd want to visit the point back in Earths' history where humanity actually began, to find the first group of hairy hominids who learned how to bash rocks together and just say to myself, "It's all uphill from here."
Second place would be the first off-world human settlement that gets built, just so I can run around whooping and yelling "WE DID IT!!!" at the top of my voice.
And then....
I'd start running.
Of course in evolutionary terms the point is almost indefinable, but I'd want to visit the point back in Earths' history where humanity actually began, to find the first group of hairy hominids who learned how to bash rocks together and just say to myself, "It's all uphill from here."
Second place would be the first off-world human settlement that gets built, just so I can run around whooping and yelling "WE DID IT!!!" at the top of my voice.
And then....
I'd start running.
Go back in time to 1711.
Invest and invest in the South Sea Bubble
Sell all shares in July 1720, a month before the collapse.
Use my fortune to buy gold
Go back in time again to 1919
Invest and invest in wall street
Sell all shares in 1928
Buy more gold
Now i've got shit loads of gold, all i need to do is pick a time period, sell gold for monies and live a life or luxury. I'd also probably do up the Tardis, make it look a bit cooler because who wants to zip around time in a phone-box? I'd rather fly through time in a Ferrari or a Jaguar, and have it so that i need to reach 88 mph before i'll start to fly back in time.
Invest and invest in the South Sea Bubble
Sell all shares in July 1720, a month before the collapse.
Use my fortune to buy gold
Go back in time again to 1919
Invest and invest in wall street
Sell all shares in 1928
Buy more gold
Now i've got shit loads of gold, all i need to do is pick a time period, sell gold for monies and live a life or luxury. I'd also probably do up the Tardis, make it look a bit cooler because who wants to zip around time in a phone-box? I'd rather fly through time in a Ferrari or a Jaguar, and have it so that i need to reach 88 mph before i'll start to fly back in time.
Join with the vikings who first discovered America, write a document that makes me king of America, seal the document in a chest then bury it mark the location then come back to the present find it and rule the US
Or just skip all that and find out the name of a Spanish trade galleon that sank...go back and steal the monies. After all, the ocean doesn't need the monies.
I would travel all the way to my nearest Police station and park it on a 'only-police' parking space.VelinDraconin said:
Fuck the Po-lice!
I would travel all the way to my nearest Police station and park it on a 'only-police' parking space.VelinDraconin said:
Fuck the Po-lice!
The first place? Oh wow, that's a hard one. I literally have the whole of time and space at my fingertips, and I want to see it all. I reckon I'd be lame and go see some dinosaurs. Damn, now I want to see some dinosaurs.
...and I just got a mathematical equasion as a captcha. The fuck?
...and I just got a mathematical equasion as a captcha. The fuck?
Some stable place in the future, get myself some futuretech up in me, nanobots and the like. Perhaps a personal force field. Basically enough tech stuff to make me a post human superman. Probably travel like the Doctor looking for trouble. Avoid killing people, but I would physically fight stuff. Probably get companion Aliens who could join my team and hold their own.
Basically time traveling superheroes.
Basically time traveling superheroes.
I would go back in time, buy some old wine, bury it somewhere secure then return to the present and dig it up and sell the wine to a collector. Little tricks like that.
I'm reminded of a moment in Who where the Doctor goes to a museum and finds everything the future got wrong. I think I'd love to do that for a lark.
Second would probably be go to Baghdad and steal every book I could find before the Mongols burned the library down...
Second would probably be go to Baghdad and steal every book I could find before the Mongols burned the library down...
I would travel to tomorrow so i can finally rent out Dead Island. Then I would travel back in time and buy Microsoft and Sony dirt cheap and bring the two together.