If you met the escapist above you in person.

[Kud]

I would feel rejected because he gave the other guy cancer, but not me.

 

[Erja_Perttu]

I'd glomp him whilst covered in glue, screaming have my babies

 

[Voodoomancer]

Watch the glue-covered hilarity that would doubtlessly be ensuing.

 

[Kud]

rub the glue onto him.

 

[Julianking93]

I'd join Voodoomancer and just watch the hilarity.

 

[Alpha Centauri]

I probably incinerate him, because I am you know a fucking star!

 

[RanD00M]

I would dance with him.

 

[Darth Pope]

I would promptly freak out because I some how ended in the Kingdom Hearts world while I wasn't paying attention.

 

[RanD00M]

I´m guessing he's a metal head.So i would talk to him about metal,i guess.

 

[Bleaghhh]

Probably insult it and then make it feel small.
It's name is RanDOOM for fucks sake .. jesus..

 

[RanD00M]

make it feel small.

Nothing can make me feel small.I'm 1.88meters high.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would mock him for being shorter than me

 

[RanD00M]

Id punch him in the nads.No one makes fun of me in my time of sadness.

 

[RanD00M]

I would laugh,that was one good pun.And i usually hate puns.

 

[Kud]

I would say as many bad puns as i could think of.

 

[Kud]

I would run at you and glomp in slow motion with this song playing