If you were a monster?

[CODE-D]

If you were a monster which would you be?
What would be your daily activities/routines?
What would you eat/hunt?
etc etc

 

[targren]

The Bunyip [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunyip]

Mostly because this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoeJlEivAFw] scared the snot out of me when I was a wee lad.

 

[370999]

I would be a tentacle monster and hunt Japanese school girls.

I'm sure most of you know what happens next.

 

[370999]

I would be a tentacle monster and hunt Japanese school girls.

I'm sure most of you know what happens next.

..... I don't. What would you need them for?

You'll find out soon...

 

[AKDread]

i would be one of the monster from rampage
workout by destroying buildings and the army
eat humans
the good life

 

[robotdragon]

I want to be a werewolf or a dragon, depending on if I can shift at will. I would spend my days randomly annoying people by waking them up with a roar. I would probably just eat lots and lots of steak, because I want to.

 

[Eddie the head]

A paradoxataur this creature only exists if you don't think it exists and vice versa.

 

[Vegosiux]

I'd be best buddies with that Spectator beholder from BG2. And if the self-proclaimed hero can't defeat me in snark-to-snark, wit-to-wit combat, I eat them. No wait, I don't, don't want to eat something less snarky and witty than me.

 

[distortedreality]

I'd be a giant penis monster.

My daily activities would include penising things.

I would hunt anything penis related and destroy it so that I was the only giant penis left on Earth.

I would then turn off my copy of Spore and go to bed.

captcha - remain calm

 

[Infernai]

Easy! I would be. This guy right here:

I think that this one would likely end up being VERY self-explanatory (daily activities of accumulating cultists, driving people to outright insanity etc etc). Also, umm...does this mean i win the thread?

*descends into fits of maniacal laughter*

 

[The Pinray]

Call me dull but I'd be a werewolf. Underworld style.

You just can't beat a werewolf!

I'd spend my days in my human form being all woe is me.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

If I was a monster, I'd look like this:

I'd go round absorbing people with my ass-tail.

Then, Perfection.

 

[Darknacht]

Easy! I would be. This guy right here:

I think that this one would likely end up being VERY self-explanatory (daily activities of accumulating cultists, driving people to outright insanity etc etc). Also, umm...does this mean i win the thread?

*descends into fits of maniacal laughter*

Win the thread with the weakling Cthulhu? I think not!
I would be Azathoth.
My daily routine would be to sleep.
I would eat the universe.

 

[wintercoat]

Easy! I would be. This guy right here:

I think that this one would likely end up being VERY self-explanatory (daily activities of accumulating cultists, driving people to outright insanity etc etc). Also, umm...does this mean i win the thread?

*descends into fits of maniacal laughter*

Win the thread with the weakling Cthulhu? I think not!
I would be Azathoth.
My daily routine would be to sleep.
I would eat the universe.

Azathoth is boring. All he does is sleep, or make everything unexist. I'd go for Yog-Sothoth or Shub-Niggurath. At least then you get to have fun.

 

[Shinsei-J]

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d5/Harginn.JPG

I shall spend my days waiting, just sitting, waiting

 

[ThePenguinKnight]

If I had to pick a pre-existing "monster" I'd go with Umibozu or a vampire Castlevania style.

 

[370999]

How so? Are you going to post a sketch of your monster?

Now you're just being too obvious.