If you were a serial killer what would be your trademark?

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Fozza

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To kill all my victims by druging themn so that they fall asleep. Then I would cut them open and fill their bowels with bacon, or something. Like the lungs and the kidneys. =)
 

pewpewz

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i'd dress the bodies in scuba diving gear and dump them in the desert. they'd be positioned to spell "climate change is a *****."
 

Ramare

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The kill would always be a slashed throat, matching to an SOG knife (Or USMC Kabar, whichever one I feel like getting, if I get into this "business") or a ballistic match to a jacketed hollow point .357 round; and I'd leave a quill with the feather end dipped in the victim's blood in their left hand.

I've had a lot of time to plan this; in case someone, somewhere, needs a little help getting dead....hehehe.
 

Harbinger_

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You see I'd mention it but then I wouldn't be able to use it without pointing a huge finger at myself :p ((I have no intention of becoming a serial killer))
 

ProfessorLayton

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I really shouldn't say, should I? Because if one day I'm a serial killer and I do leave this mark, they'll know who I am.

But to be honest, I would probably do a code like the Zodiac Killer. That guy had incredible talent... it's really a shame he wasted it.

EDIT: Jeeze, you guys are worryingly descriptive... why would y-... actually, nevermind. I don't want to know.
 

TheRightToArmBears

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Leave them in suggestive poses, especially for more than on body.


"We found the bodies, it was horrible!"
"What happened?"
"They were in the missionary position!"
 
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DaGreatNoob said:
superbatranger said:
My calling card would be a single knife wound to the back of the neck. Those trained in wetwork know not to leave an unnecessary mess.
Ah, but where's the fun in that?
Something so simple won't do. Won't do at all.
Do something unique like, use their hacked off limbs and make a sculpture, or use their blood and write a macabre poem on the wall.
Well, I could use a different MO every time, fooling the police into thinking there is more than one serial killer in their city.
 

dark-amon

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I would have 2 trademarks: 1) I would place a jack of spades on every victim. 2) I would kill all my victims with a scalpel.
 

Newbonomicon

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I would only kill pop stars, using means tailored to their most annoyingly popular songs. For example, I would cut off Lady Gaga's face and replace it with playing cards. Then I would impale ke$ha on the hand of a large clock. Repeat as necessary until pop music is gone forever.
 

Mr.Mattress

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They'd always be in the bathroom, and their sink would always be flooded and in the sink would be a piece of paper with the fallowing statement:

"U Mad Son?"
 
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I leave the bodies untouched as if it was a 'normal' murder so that they have an even tougher job finding me. I don't want to be profiled and caught because of some stupid killing pattern.

So to answer your question; normality.
 

Kukakkau

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Using a bullet with KKKK on it (username has four k's and it would confuse me with the white hooded hooligans of old) or I would write it on the wall near them.
 

sheogoraththemad

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I always had a love for the Glasgow grin, I think I also take a different piece or organ of the human body and try to make a zombie........
 

albear

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write a little made up story about how the person ive killed met their end, having stalked my prey for a while learnt their personality, then used that as a main character in a fictional story which ill leave at the scene of the crime.

reading is fun :D