I found this ring, see. and I sort of sold it to this guy, see. Who in turn gave me this bucket, see. That contained a small golden fish, see. I gave that fish to my uncle, see. He gave me a glove for it, see. Which I gave to this weird carnie who has always looked kindda strangely at me, see. He gave me this hat, see. and that's how I became the Magnificent Hatto, placing hats where none are found, to keep the heads of people warm through the ages...