If you were a superhero, what would you call yourself?

[CJ1145]

I was joking about it with a friend today, and the thought occurs "If you somehow did get powers, or just decided to kick ass, what would you call yourself?"

I figure I'd either be something hilariously cliche, purposely dark and overdone, or playing to my personal character. In that order, they would be

1. Liberty Man
2. Spinesnapper
3. The Legend

What would you be?

 

[derdeutschmachine]

The teabagger... but that's just cause I'm a bit off.

 

[BonsaiTreee]

Lips, or Mr. Lips

 

[delet]

Z. It just works for me.

 

[JopperJopJop]

The teabagger... but that's just cause I'm a bit off.

I read that as Teabadger.

 

[Logic 0]

No mercy, because that's what I give to my foes.

 

[nick n stuff]

drum face or mega fist. can't choose. decisions decisions.

 

[lasherman]

Umm... Lasherman? Fighting crime with... Lashes?

 

[HT_Black]

What are you, dense? Retarded? I'm The Goddamn Bathrobe.

 

[Riobux]

I'd call myself:

The Neville Chamberlain.

I'd just go around signing peace agreements with warlords that never planned to keep their agreement. That's all I'd do.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

The Mohawk.

I would spear people upon my razor sharp hair. I'd need to get my hands on some better gel though...

 

[The_Graff]

if "Collateral Damage Man" is already taken then ... "Captain Sod this for a laugh".

 

[Quaxar]

General harassment panda
Yep, I'm a supervillain! Bwa-ha-haa

 

[SageRuffin]

Angry Black Man.

Quick, easy to remember, and to the point.

 

[derdeutschmachine]

@ Somebritishdude
use elmers glue for a mohawk. It was the only thing I ever got to hold the hair up

 

[luclin92]

the Mind crusher ill create more criminals than ill kill.