If you were in Kick-Ass what would youre name/suit/ability be?

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HitcH55

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If you decided to follow on in Kick-Ass's shoes and don a suit, pick a name and showcase some sort of 'ability' - what would yours be?
 

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I would be Tuddle.

My ability would be to solve crimes like Horatio (CSI:Miami) with the Kick-Ass ability of Kick-Ass.
I would look like two-face and have glasses like Horatio.
and scream: http://ingresstech.com/~bernard/instantCSI/
 

KdS_22

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"The Businessman," wearing a suit and carrying a briefcase. The briefcase functions like Batman's utility belt, and does just about everything (including making powerpoint presentations!)
 

SnootyEnglishman

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I'd be The hatted impersonator but i'd only be Oddjob from James Bond and Kung Lao from Mortal Kombat and would go around killing people with my razor-sharp steel line hat.
 

evilartist

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The power of social awkwardness! With my ability to make people uncomfortable, I can ward off evildoers by telling them about my views on politics.
 

HontooNoNeko

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I would be called "That strange guy way over there" I would dress up like every normal person on the street and my power would grant me the ability to be seen but no one pays much mind to me at all except when I squint my eyes and look at a hero menacingly but inconspicuous enough that no asks what I'm doing. Everyone would wonder what I was up to through out the entire turn of events only to learn that at the end that I had no importance what so ever and they wondered all for nothing.

On a more serious note though probably something like "sphere flinger" I would just toss balls of random matter at the enemy causing as a distraction and comic relief.(yup that is what I would consider my role) lol
 

MetalDooley

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Accident Prone as I would probably end up doing more damage to myself than bad guys.My costume would be a full body cast
 

electric_warrior

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i'd be called the underminer and I would "undermine" my enemy's confidence with snide remarks

I'd fail but they would feel worse about themselves
 

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With the powers of an over-active libido, I would be Bra-Man! Hide all you female criminals, for you will be pinched in the boobies and ass for the sake of justice!
 

HitcH55

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KdS_22 said:
"The Businessman," wearing a suit and carrying a briefcase. The briefcase functions like Batman's utility belt, and does just about everything (including making powerpoint presentations!)
I think I may have seen you on the tube in rush hour - it was a very convincing costume!
 

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KdS_22 said:
"The Businessman," wearing a suit and carrying a briefcase. The briefcase functions like Batman's utility belt, and does just about everything (including making powerpoint presentations!)
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes."

I really wonder what the G-Man carries in that suitcase of his.

If I had to be in a no-powers superhero situation, I'd be The Magician. Solving crimes with stage magic seems like a cool concept to me. Smoke and mirrors, elaborate card tricks, breaking out of handcuffs, trained doves appearing out of my suit, the whole shebang. I guess it'd be like a protagonist-palette swap of the Joker. There's a lot of versatility for a character like that, and I get a bit of the Batman factor because I'd be able to constantly pull off the unexpected.
 

HitcH55

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Cowabungaa said:

With the powers of an over-active libido, I would be Bra-Man!
Lol, that is awesome, you could also go a step further and hook a g-string around your ears so the panties acted as a mask - giving you the name'panty-sniffer'

On second thoughts, maybe that could be your sidekick
 

notyouraveragejoe

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My name would be Hero Complex and I'd have the insane ability to want to save everybody, everywhere at the same time. My suit would be bright pink spandex. My serious costume would be tracksuit pants, a t-shirt that says What Am I? A BIG DAMN HERO! and a Zorro mask. My weaponry would be the same as Kick-Ass'.
 

HitcH55

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Id have to go with "Ninj-HA!", with a full body black outfit and full head mask with only eye slits, fingerless gloves over heavy duty grip gloves, climbing shoes and a wooden kendo sword, since i wouldn't want to actually spill any blood hitting someone. Id be able to scale walls up to a height of about 7ft with the grip on my shoes/gloves, then hope the silhouette of me holding a sword shaped object scared criminals off - since if it didn't id be forced to clamber down the wall again then wave my wooden stick around irratically trying to hit them since I have neither any climbing or actual sword fighting skills.
 

WINDOWCLEAN2

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My name would be Companion Cube. I would never speak as you will disregard my sayings and then stab you when your not looking.
 

Ironic Pirate

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I would be the Purple Shirted Eye Stabber, and I would strike fear into the hearts of lesser webcomics! Ka-zah!!!
 

HitcH55

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dimensione510 said:
I would be the Purple Shirted Eye Stabber, and I would strike fear into the hearts of lesser webcomics! Ka-zah!!!
Well, its better than the purple-eyed shirt stabber! lol
 

ottenni

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I would wear my birthday suit, i would be, THE FLASHER! My ability, public indecency.
 

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I can't tell you. All I know is... *Phone rings* *Ducks out the door in a hurry* For great justice!