If you were transformed into a superhero, what do you honestly think you would be like?

[epiconionz]

If you were instantly transformed into a super hero, what would you be (not what you would like to be, what you honestly think) and who would be your ememy/ enemies? I'd probably be fragile glass man, who's arch nemesis would be high pitched voice women, gravity and anything slightly pointy.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I'd be mr bland.
or alternativly Search Bar Man.

But I like Mr Bland more.
Grey. and I like grey.

 

[The_Healer]

I will resist making search bar jokes... but i'm quite bored of superhero threads.

Do you mean like... if we were subjected to amazing mutating radiation like in Fantastic 4 and gained a superpower akin to our character?

If so... I'd be ULTRA COMPETITIVE MAN!!! WITH THE POWER TO MAKE EVERYTHING A COMPETITION!
THE GUY WHOS GOING TO FUCKING WIN THIS THREAD!
Nemesis: Life... cause winning at life is pretty hard to judge.

 

[Xanadeas]

Honestly? I'd probably be more super VILLAIN than super hero... I'd be Giga Xana or something and I'd roast entire cities with my fiery breath. :3 I would have no enemies for I would have eaten them already. D<

 

[Sonicron]

Why assume I'd become a SuperHERO? I'd become a meta-human, but I'm honestly not sure what I'd use my powers for upon discovery of said powers.

 

[Lord George]

I'd just be a general asshole half the time, I'd rob banks, drop people off building and then save the day as myself by quickly switching costumes and making some innocent civilian look like the evil me. Then killing him. That way I'd get all the love my ego needs and I'd get to just be a massive dick the rest of the time, a rich one as well.

 

[traceur_]

Some guy that runs really fast or a really apathetic superhero. Take your pick.

 

[MasterSqueak]

Computer Man, with the power to sit on the computer all day.

My weakness'? Hunger, thirst, and my own bladder.

 

[Player 2]

I'd carry on as normal, the only crimes I ever witness are people smoking pot and I'm not going to run around the city looking for trouble.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Hey, I'm a superhero now! That means I can fly!

*jumps off tall building*

Now, how do I start flying? flap arms? no. Concentrate hard? no. Hmm. How did Superman do it? Ooh! I know! Let's try...

*splat*

 

[SassyCarrot]

I'd be the box man I run around with a poncho and throw boxs out of my neck, catching people in them.

 

[Erana]

No fucking way, I have super powers? What can I do? Can I, oh hey a cat--
*shoots fire out of eyes*
--okay, can't think about cats or I shoot fire out of my eyes... that makes perfect sense...
*shoots fire out of eyes*
Oh come on I wasn't even thinking about them! Hats! I was thinking about hats!
*shoots sprinkles out of eyes*
HOLY GOD I CAN FEEL THEM COMING OUT OF MY EYEBALLS!

You win at the internet.

Personally, I'd float. I've always felt like floating seems the right thing to do. Oh, and making surfaces. I've always wanted to just swipe my hand and make a chair.
Of course, really, I'd wind up with some sort of electricity thing... You know, something really inconvenient, like breaking electronics and messing up wifi signals. ;-;

 

[KeyMaster45]

With great power come great responsibility.....time to go rain destruction down upon this fair city! Mwhahaha!!!

 

[pyros550]

With great power come great responsibility.....time to go rain destruction down upon this fair city! Mwhahaha!!!

Now see with a relative called uncle ben I would've thought Peter Parker would become curry lad.

 

[Anacortian]

I think I would see myself as Impossible Man or Super Man. Others would likely see me as Sinister or Bad Horse. Taking both points of view into account, I would be a lot like Magneto.

 

[park92]

i'd just be that guy from prototype(who cares if he's not a superhero he has super powers) and consume people all day long without them ever knowing

 

[TheThinker]

I think Hancock had a pretty accurate depiction of me.

I'd grow tired of all the saving; start drinking; start messing with people for fun; become a super villain; have a moral turn around just in time to save the day before the story ends.

 

[Nmil-ek]

Oh thats easy ONLINE ARGUMENT MAN AWAAAAYYYYY!

Pounding badguys and keyboards since radioactive processors.

 

[klakkat]

I'd probably work for some corporation. I'm not big on risking personal harm, so I wouldn't be some sort of super warrior, whether villain or hero. I'm also not particularly benevolent or malevolent, so I wouldn't really fit in either the hero or villain archtype.