if you where a coupon.....

[Fox1789]

what would you be for?

 

[Pimppeter2]

A coupon for Sex

.............Obviously.

 

[awsome117]

the dollar menu at Mcdonalds. Only a buck now ^_^

 

[GreyWolf257]

A coupon for toilet paper. I think people would most likely see me as an ass-wipe.

 

[Fox1789]

i would be a coupon for hair dye

 

[Sassafrass]

Free internet for the holder and ten people.
Along with the console/PC build of your choice, 10 games and a week's hire of Ron Pearlman to stand next to you and speak while you play.

Or does this have to be serious?

 

[dududf]

If I where a coupon...

So if I was a coupon where would I be?

Probably in a laundry machine, why?

 

[x0ny]

A secure job with a high salary.

 

[deleted_scifidownbeat]

DELETED

 

[justhereforthemoney]

A coupon for Sex

.............Obviously.

Agreed.

 

[Numb1lp]

One free sex. Yes, that is grammatically correct...

 

[FalloutJack]

My coupon's a trap, giving me license to possess you in an Evil Dead fashion.

 

[beddo]

what would you be for?

The Oxford English Dictionary.

 

[Biosophilogical]

I would be a coupon for seven free cooking lessons from the STAR of Nigella Bites (one-on-one lessons, not sexual in any way).

I would be that coupon because I think she is pure awesome e.g. "A little bit of butter *puts in the entire 500g stick"

 

[DazZ.]

A tangent.
I'd be a coupon for one free tangent to go off on in your next conversation.

 

[Fox1789]

also a free painting lesson from bob ross

 

[JRShield]

A coupon that is no longer valid

 

[Pielikey]

50% off one pair of shoes! That's right, full price for ONE shoe!