If your life was in beta

[Jonluw]

Hiya escapists.

What I want to know is, if your life was a videogame in beta, and someone was testing it; what bugs and/or problems would they report?
http://seemslegit.com/_images/035beafcb1c1b2d223b67731838e3c06/682%20-%20bug%20god%20number%20report.jpg
(Yeah, I know that right there is just simple physics. It's just a funny picture.

If you want to, you may add what genre your life would be.

Say my life is a dating sim: "It seems I can't manage to raise any flags: Whenever I talk to a girl, none of the options have any affect on her affection level, it's almost as if my character doesn't want to date." For example.

The bugs or problems don't have to be related to your personality or behavior, of course.

"Sometimes, when I am given a quest, and I walk to where the it is supposed to be performed, it will suddenly disappear from my current objectives, and there is no way to complete it. However; if I just wait for a while, it might pop up in the current objectives again."

Edit: My star power isn't working. Why is there no star power?

 

[Squilookle]

My life as a Billiards game- I'm going to have to report a bug associated with the physics of the blue '2' ball. For some reason sinking that ball is always 20 times harder than any other ball. Are you sure it has the same mass and physics attached to it as all the other balls, guys?

 

[Jumping_Over_Fences]

I wouldn't buy the full version

 

[SimuLord]

If? I'm pretty sure my life was developed by Obsidian. And the publishers insisted on a nine-month dev cycle---you can't get a proper life built in that little time.

 

[irequirefood]

I am currently waiting for the full version, as I was informed it was to be shipped with the DLC "Adventures with the girlfriend" and eventually, the new world travel system in the expansion.

 

[lwm3398]

Sometimes, the enemy AI doesn't actually attack, it just swears at me and is a total dick. It shies away from any sign of a fight, but when I walk away and look away, it'll start to verbally assault me again.

 

[Summerstorm]

"Game too boring... I know this is beta and we are scheduled to release, but i would advice against it unless we get some better atmosphere, dialog, and storypoints in there. P.S. let the writers go and hire new ones for the next projects. These jerks have NO idea on how to construct a compelling storyline nor on how to write interesting and believable characters.

Unless we get a new release date this game might sink this developer"

 

[TerribleAssassin]

It'd be that whenever the Player Character gets in a relationship, it only lasts for 1 in-game week, no matter how much you try.

 

[TheMann]

The way things are going, I sure hope they work out all the bugs before the release date.

I also I like poker, so I'd appreciate pocket aces every hand.

 

[Palademon]

"The character seems incapable of falling in love"
Appart from bugs I imagine them complaining that the character is an unlikable ass and that this must've been written by J.J. Abrams as it takes forever for anything to happen.

 

[z3rostr1fe]

I'm pretty sure that the devs of my life is Maxis... Most of the activities I do are quite a routine ... Can I have my life developed by Rockstar Games or Bioware? Thanks!

 

[MissPixxie]

Player character seems to alienate people, no matter what she tries (friendly gestures that put her out included)

 

[Newbonomicon]

In College Mode, the computers in the IT courses are treated the same as the free-time computers, causing characters to waste time on TV Tropes and The Escapist instead of doing assignments.

 

[SinisterGehe]

I want to report problem about my interaction device. Its connections suck and it got slow response time, send false inputs and lags.
(I got nerve damage on my right hand for real.)

 

[Cazza]

I can't leave my safehouse. I walk into the marker to leave but nothing happens. (Can't find keys)

 

[Danny Ocean]

If? I'm pretty sure my life was developed by Obsidian. And the publishers insisted on a nine-month dev cycle---you can't get a proper life built in that little time.

I'd say that's the alpha stage. Beta is the next eighteen years.

But really... do we ever leave beta?

 

[Queen Michael]

It seems like there's no way to accomplish the Get A Date quest. Also, the Get Fat From Eating Junk Food feature doesn't work at all.

 

[Evilsanta]

I guess i would report that no female players never respond to me. And that the "Get a girlfriend" quest wont appear.

 

[wildpeaks]

The gameplay is unbalanced and I can't seem to find the jetpack key.