I'm a what now?!

[Betancore]

Softball? Lesbianism has a wide array of symptoms. Are you...homely? Do you not care about your appearance? (sarcasm, don't burn me)

I don't dress in a masculine way, and although I'm probably not the best judge of my own appearance, I wouldn't say that I'm overly unattractive. And I care a lot about my appearance. Maybe it's the fact that I wear Doc Martens with jeans. Or that most of my friends are male. And funny how you list those symptoms...maybe it's just the people I know, but here we tend to have different 'symptoms' when spotting lesbianism.

You do realise that you could use this to your advantage with the guy you like, don't you? (I'm kidding, by the way. Women tend to hurt me for making jokes)

OT: To keep the sun out of my eyes, I kind of scrunch my face up and people just assume I'm an angry person.

Wear sunglasses, it makes you look more badass and gives you less wrinkles. Also, while I can understand that seeing two girls make out can be a turn on, I'm not sure I want to give him that kind of impression.

 

[Aunel]

I often get asked if I'm a hippy.

I am not a hippy, I just have long hair.

I don't even wear hippy clothes!

long hair-check
smokes alot of pot-check

yup that s a hippie allright

OT: "don't mind the bassist he can't play leads anyway"
fuck those people

 

[Aunel]

I often get asked if I'm a hippy.

I am not a hippy, I just have long hair.

I don't even wear hippy clothes!

long hair-check
smokes alot of pot-check

yup that s a hippie allright

But dammit, I love war! And hitting things! And kicking hippies!

don't try and conceal your true nature, hippie!

 

[Gramzon]

well yeah, i have often been accused with being a satanist and using drugs.
but i think that has something to do with my long leather coat and my long black hair.

and yeah, i can lick my forehead with my tounge.
so im pretty much considered a freak. (girls love the tounge thing tho)

 

[Radelaide]

Apparently girls find me a threat. Like, my boyfriend's friend doesn't like me, I've had several girlfriends of friends hate me and these girls either haven't met me, or haven't spoken to me long enough to make a judgement.

 

[Jackalb]

Nothing.

I used to change who I was being like every week before I settled on me so anything I had been called was probably true at some point.

 

[Iwata]

During high school, I dated a brazilian girl. We had a fight after a class and broke up. A teacher of mine saw us arguing and later saw my ex-girlfriend crying, so she called my MOTHER, and told her that I was a racist and a xenophobe with "dangerous" ideals.

Yeah...

 

[zombiesinc]

My friends sometime tease me, asking if I'm anorexic. This is mainly because I eat a lot of 'fatty' foods, but never gain any weight. They also know I don't exercise, and don't seem to understand the concept of a fast metabolism.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Have you ever been acused of being somthing that is completely untrue to your face?

I was in school and this openly gay 14 year old (my age) comes up to me and says
'Hey you'
'yes'
'what have you got against me'
'nothing, why'
'I can tell by the way you look at me'
'say what?'
'your a homophobe, arn't you?'

well I'm not to put it simply the reason I was looking at him was with anger as he had just insulted one of my freinds...
So how 'bout you?

''you are a pretty looking girl, do you like to have fun?''

Ugh. D:

well... do you?

>.>

<.<

Real hippies basically turned into stoners

Well can you blame them? It's hard to keep doing what you do when your God dies!

Poor John Lennon...

OT: I QUOTE SO MANY PEOPLE BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY EXAMPLES MYSELF!

... Well once some girl said I was a nice person simply because they liked the sound of my voice.

 

[tombman888]

peopel always, ALWAYS, come up to me and say "are you sad/depressed/lonely/excluded *throws thesaurus away*"

ITS NOT MY FAULT I LOOKED DEPRESSED, ITS THE WAY MY FACE NORMALLY LOOKS!!! *keyboard rage*

oh...um...sorry bout that. yea, my face always looks like a frown, but it's not really. i could be the most happiest person on earth; on the inside, ill be jumping with joy and laughter. but on the outside, its just a normal, stern face.

 

[HardkorSB]

When I had long hair, I was called a metal head a few times.
I didn't get it:

 

[Offworlder_v1legacy]

I get called a loner by certain people because I made a joke about me having no friends at one stage.

 

[TheStickman]

My neutral face apparently makes me look sad, so people are always asking me what's wrong.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

I often get asked if I'm a hippy.

I am not a hippy, I just have long hair.

I don't even wear hippy clothes!

long hair-check
smokes alot of pot-check

yup that s a hippie allright

But dammit, I love war! And hitting things! And kicking puppies!

Be honest Furburt! We all you made a typo there, originally~!

But if you really meant it the other way.. Huh, could explain the lack of self-esteem sometimes evident with you.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

He was looking at me from top to bottom, I'm pretty sure I know what kind of fun he meant. :/

Clearly he was sizing you up for a game of.. Er.. life-sized.. chess?

<__>

..Ahem, more to the topic though, apparently I am a god among fat people. And I'm 120 pounds, for an 18 year old male.

I think it's the high metabolism that keeps me.. not fat. Even after a buffet or two of food.

 

[dudeman0001]

peopel always, ALWAYS, come up to me and say "are you sad/depressed/lonely/excluded *throws thesaurus away*"

ITS NOT MY FAULT I LOOKED DEPRESSED, ITS THE WAY MY FACE NORMALLY LOOKS!!! *keyboard rage*

oh...um...sorry bout that. yea, my face always looks like a frown, but it's not really. i could be the most happiest person on earth; on the inside, ill be jumping with joy and laughter. but on the outside, its just a normal, stern face.

Maybe try smiling more? wait...then you'd just look nervous....XD

OT: So im walkin' to the bus stop and this annoying dude in my class is like "You know you're black, right?"
No, REALLY??? I thought I just had a tan for 15 FUCKING YEARS.

Although to be fair, I don't exactly "act black" since I do things like go on gaming forums, don't go around saying things like "FUCK DA PO-PO, YO!" while riding on a stolen bike on the way to mah baby momma's house, with a gun in one pocket, and a fried chicken drumstick in the other. It also bugged me how my freinds from school would treat me differently because they're all white and i'm black. Having conversations like...

me: "you got 100$ just for mowing a lawn? I mowed a lawn once and I only got $10!"
someone else: "you got jipped cuz ur blak!"
everyone: HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR!

Alright, I think im done venting.

 

[ViolentlyHappy91]

'Are you a transexual' is a question I've been asked a few times, the others are 'Homophobe' and occasionally I get 'You're a racist fuck!' which always amuses me.