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darth gditch

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People have accused me of being a pothead though I don't do any drugs. Apparently sober people aren't allowed to have memorized three Pink Floyd albums these days.
 

Blimey

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People often come up to me and assume that my sexual prowess far surpasses that of a mortal man.

I always have the set them straight, it gets quite tiring.
 

General Ken8

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People always say that I'm the shy, innocent one.
Well, to those people, you're very, very wrong. Just ask my friends, they'll probably tell you otherwise. Also, it annoys the hell out of me when people say this, because they're so confident that they're right, yet it's so far from the truth.
 

HT_Black

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Ultratwinkie said:
HT_Black said:
Several teenage girls mistook me for a werewolf once. However, to be fair, that was exactly the image I was trying to project. I don't know if that counts, but there you go.
how do you project being without clothes, furry, and having blood soaked jaws? do you have a r2-d2 hologram projector or something?
If you wanna know, scroll up.
 

i don't know

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you know what is really, annoying, how people keep on insulting Jews, I'm Jewish and I have to take the pain every single day! I'm not even seriously religious, why do people hate me so much?!
 

Kukakkau

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CoverYourHead said:
People often think I'm angry, but it's mostly just because when I get lost in thought my face tends to go to a default state that many mistake for anger. And I get lost in thought a lot.

Really, I'm quite a happy-go-lucky person.
This.

People look kinda kinda scared and walk around me if I'm listening to music and miles away in my head. It's funny seeing three scared 14 year olds do a double take then walk on the road to avoid you
 

SalamanderJoe

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I often get called a 'toff' because I have a posh British accent and pronounce all my words. I mean c'mon! What can I do when my hometown is a gritty town full of 'chavs' and 'townies' who probably don't know what a dictionary is let alone read one.

'Innit?'
'No, it is not?'
 
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A very bimboish girl(hey look a redundancy)once asked me if i was gay? i said "i don't know do you suck dicks? she gave me a look as if it was true
 

Mr Montmorency

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I was told one time that I looked constantly depressed in school. It was really just my neutral face. Ironically, though, I was depressed, and it didn't help me that only one person commented on my miserable appearance.

Kinda got it rubbed in my face near the end of school when I discovered that one of the questions for a voting thing at the end of the school year was "Most Depressed". And many people proceeded to tell me that they were going to vote for me.

So I knew that people could tell I looked depressed, but nobody ever did anything, even though they knew.

Wait, what topic is this again?

Shit!
 

Baron von Blitztank

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I often get called an Emo due to long very dark brown hair and the fact that I like wearing black.

I also got referred to as a possible terrorist by a teacher at one point due to my doodles of Doom maps, Weapons/Missles and Big Daddies. I'm not a good artist =P
 

Elephant Walker19

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every white guy i've met ever:WHAT ARE YOU!?

me:what?

ewgime:what's your race?

me:i'm asian.

ewgime:eek:h for real i thought you was some mexican.

then again i live in the south where inbreds are common so that might explain the lack of brain ability in EWGIMEs.
 

oxiclean

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I've been called gay because I've never had a girlfriend.

I've been called asian for reasons unknown to me (I am of irish descent)

I've been called anorexic because i dont eat lunch at school (it's gross.)

I've been called anti-social because i spend all my time at home.
 

Deviltongue

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People have accused me of being Batman. Probably because I'm so fucking awesome all the time. Or more likely it's because I've got a habit of silently vanishing when people look away.
 

the secend child

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swolf said:
I was called a racist and sexist by somebody who never met me based SOLELY on the fact that I am a white male. She said it to "all you white guys" and I decided to argue her logic...that was pointless.
thats happend me and my cousin alot because we have a slight southern twang in our voice if it happens again just say "yah now git back in the kichen" it works wonders
 

Mikkaddo

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Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon said:
Have you ever been acused of being somthing that is completely untrue to your face?

I was in school and this openly gay 14 year old (my age) comes up to me and says
'Hey you'
'yes'
'what have you got against me'
'nothing, why'
'I can tell by the way you look at me'
'say what?'
'your a homophobe, arn't you?'

well I'm not to put it simply the reason I was looking at him was with anger as he had just insulted one of my freinds...
So how 'bout you?
hmm . . . well . . . I've been called a satanist more times than I care to count because of being Wiccan. Oh, and accused of being a rapist because I'm a sadist and part of the BDSM lifestyle . . . not been called a homophobe that I'm aware of . . . I could easily have been accused of it when not around . . . easily