I'm scared of zombies.

[Double A]

I know, completely irrational. I know they aren't real, but they still scare the bejezus out of me.

Which is my problem, I just read something about zombies because I didn't know what class 1, 2, 3, or 4 meant, and spent an hour scaring myself awake. I really want to go to sleep, but I'm too damn afraid to even get out of my bed to turn off my light or other computer with Dragon Age playing. Damn music loop...

So anyway, anyone have a recommendation to help me get to sleep and calm down? Please?

 

[delet]

Ram your head into a wall. Really hard. Repeat till it works.

Either that, or you could do something rational like watch a movie or show to take your mind off it.

 

[JaneDoe]

I have a zombie contingency plan. Preparation is power!

 

[GofficK]

Chamomile tea, sleeping pills. Or if you have any liquor in the house, use that.

 

[Hazy]

Stop, breath, relax.
Listen.

 

[Ekit]

Lay down in your bed, eventually you will fall asleep.

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

Braaaaaaains...
They don't exist, you don't have to worry.
That's it - they don't exist.
Seriously, I can't give any other advice.

 

[Plurralbles]

get a hammer. Put it under your pillow. If you don't feel empowered... You're a lost cause.

Watch a comedy.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

This always calms me.


Armstrong was a God amond men.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Class 1, 2, 3 or 4? Wuh?

 

[Mr Thin]

Buy a gun. Be prepared.

For when they come.

 

[Templar9]

Don't fear zombies, respect them and they won't get you.
And walk a little bit quicker than them.

 

[Tekkawarrior]

Don't be silly mate, it's all in your head.

Plus a zombie will kill you wether you sleep or run, you will
eventually die, so atleast sleep to have energy to run later.

 

[shadowstriker86]

what you should be afraid of is the marvel zombies, thankfully they dont exist here so no worries

 

[Double A]

That music helped a lot.

I have a gun, it's just downstairs. The nearest "weapons" I have upstairs are knives, a wooden katana, air soft guns, and a metal baseball bat.

I'm gonna go rewatch some Zero Punctuations or something.

 

[Chamale]

Class 1, 2, 3 or 4? Wuh?

Class 1: Localized outbreak of a few zombies, contained by well-armed local civilians or police.

Class 2: Larger outbreak, affecting a small city or comparable-sized portion of a large city, contained by coordinated efforts by multiple groups.

Class 3: Major outbreak, with thousands of people zombified and possibly putting entire regions under siege. Military involvement will be necessary to deal with the outbreak. Covering up this scenario will be very difficult in free societies.

Class 4: Zombies take over the world. Humanity may or may not survive, and may or may not rebuild.

 

[lithiumvocals]

I don't like zombies. The pick on me and take my milk money. Good thing I always have my trusty chainsaw. But if a major zombie outbreak occurs, like level 3 or 4, don't try to prepare or survive. We will all be majorly fucked in the dick hole with barbed wire.

 

[lithiumvocals]

Also love the zombie survival guide by max brooks. It is the bible or koran or something of zombie books. But don't ever read world war Z (by max brooks, again). IT IS AS FREAKY AS SHIT RUNNING TOWARD YOU WITH A V FOR VENDETTA MASK AND A MORNINGSTAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

I don't like zombies. The pick on me and take my milk money. Good thing I always have my trusty chainsaw. But if a major zombie outbreak occurs, like level 3 or 4, don't try to prepare or survive. We will all be majorly fucked in the dick hole with barbed wire.

You know a chainsaw is one of the worst weapons to use on zombies?
And its okay, I'm scared of Zombies too. I just watch stargate to take my mind off or a zombie comedy like shaun of the dead. It helps take the fear away

 

[lithiumvocals]

I don't like zombies. The pick on me and take my milk money. Good thing I always have my trusty chainsaw. But if a major zombie outbreak occurs, like level 3 or 4, don't try to prepare or survive. We will all be majorly fucked in the dick hole with barbed wire.

You know a chainsaw is one of the worst weapons to use on zombies?

I say it mostly for comedic effect but when the occasional zombie bullying happens to me, It's usually only one or two of them and I've gotten pretty skilled at weilding it.