Imagine if you were given a name like...

[PurpleRain]

Inspired from thsi song I heard on the radio:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_E7sxsepgs

I was wondering, would your life be different if you had a different name. And if so, what would your name and personality be?

 

[Larenxis]

Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan and Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen. The only upside is your dad has an awesome stache.

 

[PurpleRain]

Nah, Dick Friksion. I'd sport an awesome 80's porn star stache and constantly get into fights. He might get busted by the police for posession but that's how Dick rolls.

That or Rick Bullet. I would say little words and just be cool.

I like Ahmet Emuukha Rodan, but I'd have no idea how that would change your life other then get you beaten up at little school.

 

[Larenxis]

I just felt like listing Frank Zappa's kids. Those poor, poor people.

As for me, at birth they were considering calling me Ruth. I'm pretty sure that would suck.

 

[PurpleRain]

We had a family at our school named Wayne, Shay and Fay. Ok, sounds about right? Their last name was King. This is no joke aside from their own parents sick humor of things.

 

[Drong]

my father wanted to call me Marmaduke Oswald


thankfully my mother was less cruel


anyway here's a classic little song in the same vein http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M89c3hWx3RQ

 

[Larenxis]

(Woah! 2222 Purps, nice!)

There used to be a girl at my school named 'Essence'. Not even kidding.

 

[Kovash86]

My real name is bad enough, that's why I'm getting it changed to something considerably easier to pronounce after you see it on paper, Jermey pronounced Shormay, yeah my mom hates me. I'm having my name changed to William, since you can't screw it up as easily.

 

[Khedive Rex]

We had a family at our school named Wayne, Shay and Fay. Ok, sounds about right? Their last name was King. This is no joke aside from their own parents sick humor of things.

I know a similar story. Some guy with the last name Hog has two daughters. What does he decide to name them? Ima and Ura. I always thought it was a fascinating choice. Imagine trying to introduce yourself only to find that you have called your recipient a barnyard animal.

Anyway though, I sometimes wonder what my life would be like if I was called Hey. I imagine I would be a cynical, world-weary, outcast of society. Probably intellectual probably somewhat misanthropic. So in other words I would be almost identical.

Oh and when I was younger my brother and I tried to come up with the most ridiculous names people would accept as reality. He came up with Toph Hu and I came up with Jab'da Hutt.

 

[Copter400]

I knew a gel, once. The lass' name, 'twas Freedom. With her sisters, Liberty and Independence.

I'm being deadly serious here, lads.

 

[jim_doki]

My name is Jimmy, that makes me so happy!
I went to school with Teresa Green and Amanda Ley, Dick Paine Real Estate is here as well as Stan Crapp funerals,

but my freind went school with Jennah Tull. poor girl

 

[jezz8me]

I would not change my name it is awesome, well Jeremy is pretty average but the other information i refuse to divulge on an internet forum i really like.


I always like the name Louis (pronounced Louie) maybe just because of the musician. So i guess if i was called Louis i would be an awesome jazz cat.

 

[Hey Joe]

My name is James...it is the most average name of all time. I'm fully convinced if I had a more extravagant name such as....Stephan, I would be a hippie

 

[Fire Daemon]

My name is used by at least half the Population and I have no idea why. Chris is a pretty lame name in my opinion and then you have the rip-off female names like Christina and Christie (sorry If I offended someone).

Not as bad as koblakhan (spelling) though.

 

[Saskwach]

but my freind went school with Jennah Tull. poor girl

True, but I'd envy her (imaginary) brother named Jethro.

 

[apmpnmdslkbk]

My name is jon (a very boring/bland name) and I would like my name to be changed to Jesus because my last name is Criste (seriously) and I would luv to see the look on peoples faces when they see my initials.

 

[Anarchemitis]

I was almost named Mike when I was born, I believe.
It'd be cool to be named James, like the guy in the Bible. I'm not sure, but I think I'd probably be a bit more charismatic.

 

[Kroker]

My name is jon (a very boring/bland name) and I would like my name to be changed to Jesus because my last name is Criste (seriously) and I would luv to see the look on peoples faces when they see my initials.

That would mean your initials are JC but if your current name is John then aren't your initials already JC? Well anyway I think it would be cool if my name was Max Power.

 

[Resistance205]

My friends name is Mike Hunt (say it out loud)

its the worst possible name ever!!.