In all seriousness, what the flying f**k is the basement?!?

[KaosuHamoni]

What ridiculously stupid questions have you heard (or said) in the past? The funnier the better folks!

P.S. Ohh so thaaats what the basement is... *opens door* OH SWEET JESUS! *slams door and runs and hides*

- Edit -

Ok, no more "Cee Aye Enn Dee Ell Eee Jay Aye Cee Kay", unless you have posted something of relevence to the OP. This thread has derailed enough.

 

[Aurora219]

"Why don't we talk about Candlejack?"

 

[Casual Shinji]

"Can't we just be happy with eachother?"

Worse thing is, this was a serious question by the Dutch Prime Minister.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

"Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?"

 

[Jedamethis]

"Why is everybody eating bacon?"

 

[Padwolf]

One of my friends to a pair of twin sisters "So, how long have you known each other?"

 

[Flamezdudes]

"Magnets! How do they work?"

 

[Count Igor]

"Why are you so awesome?"

HAHAHA.
What a stupid question.
BECAUSE I AM.

 

[Nemu]

"Why don't we talk about Candlejack?"

Maaaan, The last time I even THOUGHT about CandleJack, he went and---

 

[Macgyvercas]

A friend of mine once asked "What's a tree?". She was in high school when she asked it.

 

[Thespian]

"Juice is such a funny word. How did Jesus come up with it?"
Because, as we all know, language did not exist until 2,000 years ago.

Maaaan, The last time I even THOUGHT about CandleJack, he went and---

No, you don't put a "---" after saying candlejack, you don't have enough time before you get kidna

 

[HT_Black]

My friend once asked, in a moment of confusion:
"Which way is left again?"
(He was twelve at the time.)

"Why is everybody eating bacon?"

That one was justified, though: when I asked, I didn't know that we had just bought an electric skillet; up until that point, bacon was usually used to celebrate a special occasion.

 

[KaosuHamoni]

"Juice is such a funny word. How did Jesus come up with it?"
Because, as we all know, language did not exist until 2,000 years ago.

Maaaan, The last time I even THOUGHT about CandleJack, he went and---

No, you don't put a "---" after saying candlejack, you don't have enough time before you get kidna

Oh ffs, you had to go and bring Candlejack to my thread, didn'

 

[Alakaizer]

Me, when I was trying to solve a crossword, the clue was "Mary-Kate and Ashley", I couldn't think of their last name so I asked myself "What's the last name of the Olsen twins?" A few moments later I was filling in the clue.

 

[lacktheknack]

"If either you or a puppy had to die, who would you choose?"

Maaaan, The last time I even THOUGHT about CandleJack, he went and---

No, you don't put a "---" after saying candlejack, you don't have enough time before you get kidna

Yet, somehow after saying Candlejack, you always have time to click the "Post" bu

 

[Thespian]

Yet, somehow after saying Candlejack, you always have time to click the "Post" bu

Nah, he presses it for us. He's a swell guy.

Oh ffs, you had to go and bring Candlejack to my thread, didn'

Hey, I didn't mention him first. Don't worry I won't do it again, the whole "candle jack" thing is totally over-ra

 

[niege]

"Juice is such a funny word. How did Jesus come up with it?"
Because, as we all know, language did not exist until 2,000 years ago.

Maaaan, The last time I even THOUGHT about CandleJack, he went and---

No, you don't put a "---" after saying candlejack, you don't have enough time before you get kidna

Oh ffs, you had to go and bring Candlejack to my thread, didn'

okay who is this Candlejack guy and what is he doi

 

[Clankenbeard]

"Magnets! How do they work?"

Explained clearly:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DliixjfHY0