In Case Of.....

[Sassafrass]

Improvise.

In case of finding Goats 'talent' when cooking him'

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Kill goat before cooking.

In case of mortals trying to keep goat alive...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...let him go.

In case he comes back and kill your family...

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Get a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning

in case of Hilary Clinton invasion

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...hide under the nearest bed.

In case of bed falling on you...

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Brainwash them to do my bidding. And kill the goat.
Break the bed with a well placed FALCON PAWNCH!
[small]Hahahaha. Silly mammal. You wont fit in my head[/small]

In case of the goat fitting in my skull.

 

[Sassafrass]

Want ketchup with that?

In case of wanting ketchup with that.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...prepare for head explosion.

In case of doomsday.

 

[Sassafrass]

Want salad cream for that?

In case of salad cream.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Cream in the goat's face.

In case of a creamy goat face...

 

[Sassafrass]

...I won't go there.

In case of not going there.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Go there anyway.

In case of fear to go there...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...prepare for somebody to ragequit.

In case of rage guy...
Edit: ninja'd, but it works(?)

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Fire up the AngryPants.

In case of the pants taking a while to reach full rage capacity...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...put on AngryShirt.

In case of AngryShirt blowing up...

 

[Sassafrass]

Beat Goat for fun.

In case of said Goat being a NINJA!!!!

EDIT: Ninja'd but sets up angrypants.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Kill the ninja.

In case of a possibility of creating an anti-goat army...