"In the grim dark future..." Game

[Terratina.]

Rules:​

1.) No trolling/spamming, etc

2.) Every entry must start with: "In the grim dark future..."

3.) Every entry must be different, unique and amusing.

I'll start us off:

In the grim dark future, cats have taken over the world in revenge for the LolCat memes.

Have fun.

 

[Dr.Susse]

In the grim dark future men will be hunted as sport by spiteful pillows.

 

[Terratina.]

In the grim dark future, Mad Max was not a movie, it is reality.

 

[MortifiedPenguin]

In the grim dark future Uwe Boll will make good, if not oscar worthy movies

 

[Terratina.]

In the grim dark future, fast food is the only food there is.

 

[Evil Smurf]

in a grim dark future, Batman in real

 

[Evil Smurf]

In the grim dark future, i gouged out evil smurf's eyes and skull fucked him. THEN i brought him home to meet my non-existent sister. AND ate his last jelly donut.

That's grim.

in a grim future, HL3 is released and bombs because it is the worst game on the planet

 

[Terratina.]

in a grim future

^ Not following the rules, please put 'In the grim dark future' as the OP instruct you to, -1 life.

In the grim dark future, Evil Smurf is ripped apart by angry hamsters for being a deviant needing to be purged.

 

[Terratina.]

In the grim dark future, Justin Bieber is the overlord of music.

 

[MortifiedPenguin]

In the grim dark future, bronies rule the world

 

[MammothBlade]

In the grim dark future, robot shitler eats little girls for breakfast, boys for lunch, and grown men for tea.

 

[Terratina.]

In the grim dark future, Fifty Shades of Grey is required reading at every school.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

In the grim dark future, TV stations show sitcoms and reality TV 24-7.